Describe your favourite game in a nutshell

[Hostile]

Title says it all. Take any game and summarise it in one sentence or shorter. I'll start.

War Thunder: The most realistic and historically accurate Russian bias simulator yet.

[Hylozoist]

War Thunder: The most realistic and historically accurate Russian bias simulator yet.

@Hostile

World of Tanks: The arcade version of Russian Bias Simulator.

[Antarctic Termite]

Age of Empires 2: One thousand and one ways the AI will fuck you up with a battering ram.

[JaceBeleren]

Mass Effect 2: Meet a load of people who make unrealistically good friends (like, you might know 1 or 2 people like that, but 10?), then watch them die horribly because you weren't good enough at making decisions to keep them alive.

[Hostile]

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim: Amass an army of loyal and powerful followers, then use them as pack mules.

[Therealslayer]

Mortal Kombat X: easily fighting the AI on expert lulling you into a false sense that you're good and then jumping online and getting all your hopes crushed into a million tiny pieces of teabagging madness

[Vilageidiotx]

Crusader Kings 2: Thank god he is five years old, it will make assassinating him so much easier.

[TheMadAsshatter]

STALKER: Cheeki Breeki.

[Dio]

Stardew Valley: Finally a Harvest Moon for PC so I can stop using cruddy emulators.

[Keyguyperson]

VA-11 Hall-A: Cyberpunk waifu bartending featuring A E S T H E T I C music.

[pugbutter]

Deus Ex: bravery is not a function of firepower, but getting through the final level sure fucking is.

@TheMadAsshatter yeeaaaaaa boooiiiiiii

[Hylozoist]

Dwarf Fortress: Blessed are the soap makers.

[Shadeflare123]

Pokémon: Legal cockfighting for children.

[Gwynbleidd]

The Witcher 3 The Wild Hunt: Summon the bitches.

[Burning Kitty]

Pokémon: Legal cockfighting for children.

@Shadeflare123

That is an amazing description. I love it.

[Mao Mao]

Europa Universalis IV: Building galleys and allying Poland since 1444.

[Hostile]

Destiny: Halo but with space magic.

[Eklispe]

Fire Emblem: Chess but the pieces level up.

[StrangerDanger]

Arma 3: Asthmatic Running Simulator 20xx

[The Harbinger of Ferocity]

Dungeons and Dragons:
Arm your actual friends with incredibly powerful weapons and magic, then watch them make terrible life choices for themselves under the guise of pretending to be other people who "adventure" for a living while using oddly shaped dice.