What if you were Epic-level?

[JamieD]

Here's my question: You're at your computer, sipping your slurm, and suddenly inspiration hits you. You're suddenly an epic-level PC!

Any race, class, prc. sonneriesgratuite.com

What do you do? (feel free to interact and counter one another). You're in modern... wherever you are.

I'll go first: I fix my heater! bwah-hahahhaha. Urm, ok, then I (obviously an Archmage of considerable might) create a giant floating citadel and an army of winged monkeys to enforce my will upon Toronto. Hmmm... monkey-themed roller-casters.
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[ArenaSnow]

Implement a plan over the course of 200 years to redefine the existence of humanity, partially to help them, but mostly just so I am immortalized beyond immortality.

[Therealslayer]

1.Take over every server in the world
2.Create an Anti-Trump Regime
3. ???????
4.Make America diverse again (⌐■_■)

[Spambot]

Well, it seems rather obvious for me.. I would hook into a supercomputer outlet and and subjugate the universe to my will. Nothing personal, of course.

[Todd Howard]

I would purge everyone who can't make a two-sentence post on RPGuild without fucking grammar mistakes.

So the entirety of Free. I would burn it to god damn ashes.

[JaceBeleren]

I would tell God off for being a naughty boy. He knows he's not supposed to start wars or create horrible diseases.

(Apologies to any actual Christians - please don't take this seriously)

[Therealslayer]

I would tell God off for being a naughty boy. He knows he's not supposed to start wars or create horrible diseases.

(Apologies to any actual Christians - please don't take this seriously)

@JaceBeleren

Except if you're Christian you believe that Satan brings on those bad things, not God :P

[JaceBeleren]

I could get into a conversation about God supposedly being all-powerful and that therefore he is permitting those things and is therefore no better...

I probably shouldn't.

[BrokenPromise]

The dungeons and dragons forum spam bot strikes again.

[Therealslayer]

I could get into a conversation about God supposedly being all-powerful and that therefore he is permitting those things and is therefore no better...

I probably shouldn't.

@JaceBeleren

And I would reply with the the belief that all bad things that happen to us are man-made (our own actions, diseases, etc.,) but that He will fix things we ask Him to fix because living isn't about being 100% comfortable all the time. It's about growth and trust. Without discomfort there is no growth and without hardships there is no need for trust and faith.

But I reckon this isn't the place to talk about spiritual beliefs :P

[ScreenAcne]

Make a league of quest givers: Shit heads who purely make scenarios for normal people to go out and get quests from.

Pokemon Go, got some motherfucking. feet to follow if it wants to compete with this package pushing.

[Maxwell]

I'd start by reverse-astral projecting myself back to Earth, then look up a whole bunch of character optimization pages. By the time your silly world domination schemes are done, I'll be controlling the universe. Muhaha.