Avatar in Chief

[DarkFey]

What an amazing turn of events! The Avatar above you has just been elected President. What is their first Executive Order.

[Gutshot]

All waifus will be collected for... research...

[ArenaSnow]

Gutshots and bursting abdomens... everywhere.

[Keyguyperson]

All armored combat vehicles are ordered to be replaced with mechs.

[Arkaquiavel]

"All property now belongs to state, being worthy of use by these which require it as a means of work and production. All income shall now be equal for everyone, and bosses shall no longer be the MVPs. Long live the proletariat!"

That said, he would proceed to implement communism, and would go for everything you own. Even your golden teeth and secret jars of dirt collections. He would also implement japanese decoration, and entertainment for the workers' free time, everywhere, 'cause "The Weeaboo Communist".

[Duthguy]

He would order all eagles to be painted purple

[DepressedSoviet]

Everything burns in a fiery volcanic explosion! OH THE HORROR!

[ClocktowerEchos]

He would make the right piss their pants and cry at the same time just by being president.

[Asura]

An executive order to fish Roman out of the Grimm belly.

[Slamurai]

Maid cafes are going global.

[Antarctic Termite]

More STI research funding and better, earlier sex ed. Subsidised contraceptives. Honestly I wouldn't be disappointed at all.

[Spambot]

America becomes the undead's playground.

Hmm. That sounds familiar. Probably no reason for it.

[DarkFey]

"01100110 01110010 01100101 01100101 00100000 01101111 01101001 01101100 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01100001 01101100 01101100"

[Asura]

No more dragon slaying in fairy tales. It's uncivilized.

[Antarctic Termite]

*Sighs* It's official, everyone. By executive order of the President of the United States, your waifus are now real.

[Witch Cat]

The country gets turned into Halloween Town

[Asura]

All States must provide a monthly tithe of milk, laser pointers and fairy dust to the District of Columbia.

[Arkaquiavel]

"Humans' age is no more, it is now time for Nekos to rise!" Nekos begin appearing from everywhere, crowding everything.

[DarkFey]

Use of that purple bird meme is hereby outlawed. The only purple bird that may be shared on social media is myself.

[easy modo]

Act Proclaiming Maidragon as Culturally, Historically, or Aesthetically Significant And Therefore Put In National Library of Congress