[OOC] The Crucible - Winner Take All

[Lugubrious]

Voting Required - Angry Dragon vs Garbage Round 1!

Alright! With both versions of round 1 posted, everyone has until Monday morning (which should be about a day and a half, on average) to vote using the 'like' system on which is better. @ColouredCyan, @obliviousRoadie, good luck to the both of you. I will make one allowance this very first time that will not, I think, ever be repeated. Oblivious, you have the chance to edit your post to expand it if you feel so inclined within the next few hours. After that, though, I don't want to see any edits. On Monday I will call the voting, and the one with the most 'likes' wins. That one becomes canon, and round 2 begins.

@Lugubrious
So do I wait...?

@Banana

I'll go ahead and get out a post for you tonight, so yes, but not for long.

[Gardevoiran]

@Lugubrious
Ok guy.

[Hostile]

@Lugubrious

Do we have to vote for NPC fights as well?

[Lugubrious]

@Lugubrious

Do we have to vote for NPC fights as well?

@Hostile

You can also encounter your opponents and interact with them if you so choose, but before you actually start a fight (which will follow the usual format, though there won't be any voting, and everyone will just win their three rounds, but please try to do a good job anyway as your work will help inform others of your characters' abilities and behavior later

me

No, no voting, though I do hope all of you will give your NPC opponents a proper send-off.

[Deadnaut]

Alright, quick preview of how Teller will typically fight is now up. Dirty, but he's so used to fighting foes stronger than him that he gets cocky too easy if he thinks you're weaker.

Also, already Teller uses up one of his few grenades, sadly he doesn't know this is an NPC fight...but c'mon, tight space like a bar against an enemy who summons mobs, thats like frag grenade heaven!

[Lugubrious]

Alright, quick preview of how Teller will typically fight is now up. Dirty, but he's so used to fighting foes stronger than him that he gets cocky too easy if he thinks you're weaker.

Also, already Teller uses up one of his few grenades, sadly he doesn't know this is an NPC fight...but c'mon, tight space like a bar against an enemy who summons mobs, thats like frag grenade heaven!

@Deadnaut

I assume that your post is Round 1 of your fight against the Drunken Sorcerer. If so, please go ahead and give it a label at the top, just for clarity's sake.

[Deadnaut]

@Lugubrious

Aye aye cap'n!

[ProPro]

@Lugubrious

Aye aye cap'n!

@Deadnaut

You called?

[Deadnaut]

@ProPro

Heavens above that is both the best and worst thing ever.

[Gardevoiran]

@Lugubrious
2 things. 1 I posted. 2 I would like for Motley to have a chance in the game.

That is all. Have a nice day.

[GreenGoat]

Not trying to be an asshole, disparaging or anything, but that last post from Banana raised a few questions.

How does one sneak up on somebody in a literal maze of mirrors? I get that Big isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, but surely even him would notice someone trying to sneak around behind him, especially with mirrors everywhere. For that matter, if skeleton person was close enough to steal his weapon, why didn't they just stab him in the back or knock him out?

[ScreenAcne]

@Banana@GreenGoat

Shit. Man. I don't. motherfucking. mind. Banana can play my goodfella with a IQ in the downward cellar how he likes. But you got a point in that position, my persona of a poster. It a little weird. Maybe, it's like. can be a gag...that bigbig should tip his fucknig hat so he get the shadow out of his eyes.

I just, motherfucking. hope he does some cool shit that involves these men of mayhem smashing a shit load of mirrors in a cool, action movie like shard. spray as fists get bloody. That would be neater than a chronic compulsive bedroom.

[Gardevoiran]

@ScreenAcne@GreenGoat

I would say he was blinded in rage, but you all do bring up a good point. I'll go back to my post and make a few edits. It'll stay the general same but it'll rather be Bonesword quickly jumping him and stealing the gun.

As for why Bonesword didn't just go for the easy kill, he wants to try for mercy first. If you take someone's weapons away, they may still fight back, but the way I see it, I don't think Big-Big is going to try and fight a guy who carries around 3 swords.

Edit: Also a few mirrors in the maze are definitely broken.
Edit2: GUN NOT SWORD
Edit3: GUN NOT GIN

[Lugubrious]

@ScreenAcne@GreenGoat

I would say he was blinded in rage, but you all do bring up a good point. I'll go back to my post and make a few edits. It'll stay the general same but it'll rather be Bonesword quickly jumping him and stealing the gun.

As for why Bonesword didn't just go for the easy kill, he wants to try for mercy first. If you take someone's weapons away, they may still fight back, but the way I see it, I don't think Big-Big is going to try and fight a guy who carries around 3 swords.

Edit: Also a few mirrors in the maze are definitely broken.
Edit2: GUN NOT SWORD
Edit3: GUN NOT GIN

@Banana

The thing that sticks out to me most is that Big Big would probably have a hell of a grip, right? It just struck me as odd that someone without any actual muscle would just be able to pluck a submachine gun out of this giant's fingers.

[ScreenAcne]

@Lugubrious

Just so I don't spill more of my chill on the RP grill, brother. Can I, motherfucking. write smiley vs fin thing in long post from gnash of entrance of enemies and death dreaderies?

or would you like. The motherfucking. forms to be in segments and apart anatomy?

[ScreenAcne]

@Banana

You know, brother. I don't like to side way scribble on your scribe. But if ever want some private, motherfucking. help for big big or just to chill. I'm always sitting in my fridge of the PM program, chillaxing.

[Gardevoiran]

@Lugubrious
You say no muscle, but how did Bonesword become a swordsman with no muscle?

@ScreenAcne
I shall keep this in mind.

[Lugubrious]

@Lugubrious

Just so I don't spill more of my chill on the RP grill, brother. Can I, motherfucking. write smiley vs fin thing in long post from gnash of entrance of enemies and death dreaderies?

or would you like. The motherfucking. forms to be in segments and apart anatomy?

@ScreenAcne

I would prefer it if you used the three-part format that will be standard to this RP's fights.

[obliviousRoadie]

@Lugubrious do i still have time to edit? i had shit to do throughout the day

[obliviousRoadie]

@Banana

You know, brother. I don't like to side way scribble on your scribe. But if ever want some private, motherfucking. help for big big or just to chill. I'm always sitting in my fridge of the PM program, chillaxing.

@ScreenAcne

speaking of which, if you need help with fin's fuckery i'm right here