Hunger Games - Let no Fool be Unfooled

[BrokenPromise]

Hider

In case anyone cares Hegel won in a Minion suit.

@Dinh AaronMk

I didn't ask for this.

[Dinh AaronMk]

Also feel free to give me more events. I need more shit for night.

[BrokenPromise]

Some of these make more sense at night:

(Player1) cut holes in a bed sheet and spent the night pretending to be a ghost.

(Player1) surfs those websites (his/her1) mother won't let them.

(Player1) was slain by (Player2), but decided to rise from their grave as a skeleton.

(Player1) TP's (Player2)'s house.

(Player1) illuminates (Player2)'s face with a flash light, screams, and runs away.

(Player1) falls asleep after a night on the bottle, and (Player2) draws on them with marker.

(Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) have a pillow fight.

(Player1) and (Player2) settle into a hot tub, and (Player3) watched from the bushes.

(Player1) caught (Player2) by the toe. When (he/she2) hollered, (he/she1) let (him/her2) go.

[Vilageidiotx]

(Player1) finds a cave littered with the bodies of previous Brobys in various states of decomposition. (He/She1) screams in terror before being murdered by the Game master to keep this terrible secret from being revealed.

(Player1) has a wet dream about (Player2).

(Player1) eats bugs, but does not enjoy it.

(Player1) and (Player2) become the best of friends.

(Player1) ties a bundle of sticks together to use as a weapon.

(Player1) finds a cigarette, lights it with flint, and smokes with visible excitement.

(Player1) takes of all (his/her1) clothes, reasoning that the effect of (his/her1) nudity will intimidate others.

(Player1) finds a hemp jacket with a marijuana leaf emblazoned on it.

(Player1) puts on sunglasses and wears them for the rest of the games no matter what.

(Player1) receives a bag of Cheeto dust from an unknown sponsor.

(Player1) carves swastikas into a tree.

(Player1) walks gayly through the forest, calling all the animals and plants by whimsical pet names.

(Player1) vomits after watching the above take place.

(Player1) and (Player2) meet each other in the wilderness, stare at each other for a moment, and run back the way they came.

(Player1) trains a poisonous snake to act as a weapon.

(Player1) accidently steps on a frog and cries about it the rest of Ty he day.

(Player1) sees the ghostly apparition of the first player to die and considers it an omen.

(Player1) is greeted by the ghostly apparition of the first player to die. The ghost warns them of the next thing that is going to happen to them.

(Player1) receives a keyboard from an unknown sponsor.

[Vilageidiotx]

mor because i have fifteen minutes i need to kill

Bloodbath

(Player1) faces the remaining tributes, grabs (him/her1)self, and runs away from the Cornucopia.

"HUUUNNNNGGEEER GAAAMMMEEES" (Player1) shouts as (he/she1) runs away from the Cornucopia.

(Player1) gives a fiery speech.

(Player1) grabs (Player2) and runs away from the Cornucopia.

(Player1) sits down in the dirt and cries.

(Player1) puts on a (Player2) mask and runs away from the Cornucopia.

(Player1) grabs a bow but forgets the arrows.

(Player1) grabs a bonesaw and runs away from the Cornucopia.

Non-Fatal

(Player1) and (Player2) make love.

(Player1) and (Player2) spend a romantic evening together.

(Player1) and (Player2) kiss.

(Player1) admits (his/her) undying love for (Player2).

(Player1) and (Player2) hold hands.

(Player1) consumes the flesh of the last tribute to die.

(Player1) eats too many berries, spends the rest of the day shitting into a hole in the ground.

"(Player1)" shouts (Player2) "What do your (Player1) eyes see?"

(Player1) inspects footprints in the mud and determines that they belong to (Player2).

(Player1) and (Player2) get drunk. (Player1) admits to being a Communist.

(Player1) smells the air and instantly determines that (Player2) has been in that spot recently.

(Player1) and (Player2) run across each other in the woods. (Player2) blushes. They decide to team up.

(Player1) decides (he/she1) has a theme-song and hums it throughout the rest of the games.

(Player1) discovers a waterfall.

(Player1) discovers an expansive swamp.

(Player1) discovers the ruins of an ancient city. All of the statues and frescoes depicting human beings have had their faces cut off.

(Player1) discovers a massive statue of (Player2) standing in the middle of the forest.

Fatal

(Player1) loudly challenges (Player2) to personal combat. They both fight heroically for some time, but (Player1) gains the advantage and kills (Player2).

(Player1) garrotes (Player2) with a bow string still attached to the bow.

(Player1) and (Player2) get in a running fight near a cool waterfall. (Player1) is killed and pushed off the falls.

[jeroukoo]

Fatal:
(Player 1) gives (Player 2) a handshake but didn't wash their hands. (Player 2) dies of dysentery.

[canaryrose]

Fatal:

(Player 1) ends up admitting that they love Sword Art Online. (Player 2) comes after them. (Player 1) is brutally slain by (Player 2) for herecy.

[Dinh AaronMk]

As the anthem plays and the tributes are let free, Gumshooes is the first to pussy off and head immediately for the woods. But he is not the first coward to decide not to hang around and to try and reap the cornucopia's benefits.

Before she leaves though, Jennifer Lawrence grabs and Funny Valentine mask to disguise her in the forest. Perhaps being disgused as a flamboyant anime man will scare people away? The Games shall test this hypothesis.

Sleeping Silence finds a stash of dialectics in the Cornucopia and takes it, hoping that the innate negation in the philosophical tradition will defend him from danger.

Monsieur Cheeks finds one half of Soviet imagery, and figures it's good enough.

More tributes abandon the cornucopia as Broby straight up murders Rick and Morty for the stuff they've taken. God Emperor Putin tries to make the Cornucopia his own property but finds out it's far too difficult to do as the Cornucopia is picked apart, even as he stands there shouting. Phoroah Narmer gets inspired by Putin's fiery demands and begins making a speech about uniting Egypt, adding to the chaos as it heads straight into politics. This scares off Wade Wilson and Cat Snake who had been loitering on the side-lines and they decide to bail with others at their toes.

AnCom Glim Glam, Varionus, Love, and General Butt Naked perform the sensible thing and work together to scoop up what they can, which is sort of required with a pissy Putin trying to claim the entire Cornucopia for himself. Fortunately they manage to steal some shit without him either noticing or capable of acting.

Mahz steals a mace from Little Pip.

Subcommandante Marcus takes some throwing knives, therefore adding to his Mexican Rebel Ninja ensemble.

Hegel - using his natural dialectical skill - negates Bruno Buccellati out of existence. Metal God Bender just barely escaped from the Dova Discourse.

The Jews were only capable of taking a single butter knife.

Jeb fights some dice for a bag. But fate rolls in the dice's favor and they get the handbag. In other bag news, Trash Man steals Waifu's own purse and disappears. What's better than something in the Cornucopia? Something not in the Cornucopia.



Ted Cruz begins his post-Cornucopia adventure by humming his theme song. Cat Snake too, after stealing Jeb's bag immediately gets to work by founding an Anarchist-Communist commune in the arena.

Chapelle though finds a water fall, a gift to pussies.

Narmer does what might be perhaps the most Egyptian thing ever conceived and trains a venomous snake to be his weapon. This is some Prince of Egypt tier shit. In news and significant, Gollum unleashes the secret of Gollum-Fu upon Vilage, but Vilage manages to escape.

Clocktower is thrown off a cliff by Jennifer Lawrence.

Purse-less, Waifu goes fishing as General Butt Naked runs from RNG. RNG'll get him later.

Then I'm murdered by a Blowup Sex Doll. What a fate.

Marx learns the secrets of the blade for communism. The Turnip too, but for vegetable roots.

Jesus comes to Strong Chin and he is compelled to carve a cross into his head.

With Waifu's purse, Trash Man witnesses the wing-man power of Engels in the wild.

Varionus later kills Love. There can be no Love in War.

Apperantly the act of Stirner sharpening a stick for use as a spear is disgusting for Mahz, who vomits in the nearby bushes.

[BrobyDDark]

RiP my boy Bruno.

At least my slaughter begins in earnest with me killing two people at once.

[Todd Howard]

Wade x Bender is my OTP

Also the Mahz portion of day 1 is the most accurate thing I have ever read.

[jeroukoo]

The Jews did not ask for this

essentially just world history right there

[Vilageidiotx]

Jeb Bush starting off the first day by picking a themesong and then running around the woods in a mask humming it is my favorite mental image of the game thus far. I think I am rooting for him now.

[Dinh AaronMk]

Welcome back viewers. We rejoin our tributes in their night-time rituals, as always whenever a return is made. And the first thing to point out is the inconsequential sleeping in shifts of Stronk Chin and Wade Wilson. Moving along.

With the stress of the games, folk need to calm down and light up. By circumstance Hegel manages to find a cigarette so he sits down and manages to light it by striking a flint. The man of dialectical skill who began the day with killing another through sheer force of dialectics sits down for the night to his gift of food and to recenter himself.

Inflatable Sex Doll meanwhile bundles sticks together to use as a weapon. This will prove a popular choice to our tributes.

But while some would use bundles of sticks as a weapon, Arkaquiavel uses them to start a more immediately useful fire to keep himself warm. There is general risk in doing so, but it's not something immediate with many tributes bedding down for the night.

Buddha too takes to the Hegel technique of lighting a cigarette. I have to say: if you can actually light a cigarette this way in real-life then I would be impressed. Someone get on looking into that.

Little Pip, the Light Bringing savior pony of a grungy alternate fictional universe gets into a fight with Karl Marx, the father of Communism. Marx losses to the horse, but then again he can't use magic but Little Pip can. It seems well honed swordsmen ship can not beat the impeccably groomed mane, but to use a sword you have to have a sword so that goes without saying. All the same, Little Pip sticks to simply humbling Karl Marx and lets him live.

In the life and times of other communists, Le Mao watches Jeb Bush and Varionus settle into a hot-tub. Jeb probably taking the opportunity to talk to him about his new theme song and Varionus about how he accomplished the more potent slaying of Love. While love does not exist, there is at least cordial neutrality.

GCS dies.

Trash Man, with Waifu's purse goes to Narmer, the politically inspired snake charmer and they hold hands like the devils they are.

Turnip copies Sex Doll.

Bender, having seen someone erased from existence with superior discourse still has not recovered and seeks comfort in the arms of Gumshoos.

Abradolf Lincler wants to die, and he requests Mahz to perform this act. Mahz refuses, and Abradolf gets to suffer the lingering taste of his own urine some more. This makes Funny Valentine very ill.

Broby is a devious son of a bitch and he TPs Dave Chapelle's house. But it's through this action by Broby that the ghosts of Rick and Morty are summoned into the arena, and RNG has seen them and knows well the dangers of random chance. This is a reminder, an omen.

Marcus has to eat bugs, but Vilage feels the spirit of the spook and dresses up as a ghost. Stirner, who is a man of many spooks writes a very erotic fanfic about this.

Monsieur Cheeks professes the only man he needs in his life is BrokenPromise. Whether or not this relationship will have any commitment will need to be seen. So while this may be a relationship in the making, there is a more short-term one not far off. Waifu, having lost her purse and got stuck fishing all day breaks down with Skrillex and he holds her hand.

Raddum masturbates furiously when Engels falls into a pit. We now know his fetish.

ISHYGDDT Man then strangles Butt Naked. RIP.



Poor Buddha, you just couldn't resist could you? Like SleepingSilence you go skinning dipping in a random pool and get boiled.

Buddha's death though is more merciful then what happened between Marcus and Hegel. While Marcus has described himself as a "gay man in San Fransisco" when he was accused of being gay, it appears he couldn't resist Hegel's charms; and neither could Hegel his. However, the two men don't know how to do it with one another and it is a messy, embarrassing affair.

Meanwhile the Jews have a breakdown in their misfortunes and chase the closest man they can find, George Costanza. What is strange is that Costanza is himself a Jew, but a convert. So perhaps this has something to do with it, he representing a fundamental decrease in the total number of Jewish practitioners.

Le Mao builds some shit.

And finally, Waifu's troubled run comes to an end. Having lost a purse, tried to fish, and then sought security with a rather terrible music-man she's finally put out of her terminal misery by Gollum.

Gumshoos lights one up and Mahz finally goes crazy and thinks he's on a reality TV show. Or... is he?

Vilage seeks spiritual guidance with Monsieur Cheeks who probably informs him the path to enlightenment is through BrokenPromise. But this might be misheard as being through "broken promises".

A three-way contest breaks out between Varionus, Abradolf, and Bender. Abradolf runs away as Bender claims bloodied victory. It's a messy affair, but at least it isn't as emotionally distressing as Putin pulling off his sexual charms on a root vegetable.

Wade Wilson though is scared of a pony. And not just any pony, Little Pip, who is actually quiet smoll as far as pones go.

Though she never wore clothes, the Blowup Sex Doll decides to take them off anyways, reasoning her inflated polygonal shape will turn away, or turn on would-be attackers.

Trash Man continues what could be a budding career of terrifying women post purse-theft by attacking Jennifer Lawrence, then leaving her battered and bruised. Jeb Bush finds himself in a similar situation as he's chased by Broby, but manages to avoid him with only as sprained ankle.

Stronk Chin has awkward sex with Skrillex.

Max Stirner finds a massive statue to Cat Snake and admires his competition's own ego.

Raddum receives medical aid to help him recover from his vigorous fapping.

Christ appears before the pagan Naramer, a man who never came to know Jews I bet. The vision is so compelling though that the king carves a cross into his forehead to obtain Jesus' power.

BrokenPromise, who may or may not be the path to righteousness has a bout of very non-righteous shitting after eating too many berries.

Arkaquiavel is the... Arkaquiavel man doing everything a... Arkaquiavel man... does.

... Karl Marx is thirsty.

[BrokenPromise]

I Def didn't ask for this.

[BrobyDDark]

Jeb won't escape next time.

[Vilageidiotx]

A bunch of Jews chasing George Costanza sounds like a scene straight out of Seinfeld.

[Dion]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Todd Howard]

>Raddum masturbates furiously when Engels falls into a pit. We now know his fetish.

goddamn it i've been found out

[Vilageidiotx]

>Raddum masturbates furiously when Engels falls into a pit. We now know his fetish.

goddamn it i've been found out

@Raddum

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets its labor exploited again.

[Dinh AaronMk]

We continue our adventures in the arena with the immediate decapitation of Dave Chapelle. This is a big change for Wade as well, who like Dave has spend the entire games doing basically nothing but being scared or teaming up with robot gods.

The Blowup Sex Doll meanwhile suffers some injury partook in part from those bundled sticks and her rubbery exterior was starting to wear and was threatening to split. For her, any injury is fatal or at least very debilitating.

Snake Eyes sees a fire while Bender fails to start one. While they are without warmth, Vilage and Cat Snake have romantic sex and keep warm by each other's body heat.

Little Pip has some excitement of her own when she finds a cigarette and lights it up. Though in every way I've known her as a character she hasn't smoked, she is very much in danger of addiction so this may prove very dangerous.

Moving on Le Mao has ventured from his shack and with Stronk Chin the Christian Convert Communist attempt to approach Gollum and Gumshoos' fire. Gollum - having killed a waifu - is particularly dangerous.

The entire Jewish race got drunk. Funny Valentine drew funny things on their faces. Oy vey.

Marcus - tired of eating bugs - worked up the nerve to kill Raddum. The Mexican Revolutionary steps from the corpse of Raddum in victory and leaves it to be consumed by BrokenPromise.

Costanza captures Broby, but only in teasing. Marx was to kill Narmer, but he refused deciding he needs a feudal emperor alive so as to have a dialectical villain in the arena at all times and to make his class struggle in the contest valid.

Hegel would have partook, but he was humming.



With the sun above the horizon Karl Marx thinks about his dear old home of Germany.

Stronk Chin doesn't begin the day well at all, eating too many wild berries he'll spend the rest of the day shitting them out the other end. Hopefully he doesn't pass out from dehydration.

Abradolf seeks spiritual guidance with Jennifer Lawrence, who teaches him some of what she knows.

The lost niggardly Jew from /lit/ is found by Snake Eyes.

And finally, the bumbling career of Jeb Bush is brought to an anticlimactic end. Jeb, who hadn't caught up with his vaccinations is brought down by an ultimately preventable disease. Let us remember him.



After a night of having had sex with Vilage, Cat Snake is feeling peckish and chases after Little Pip. The Cat Snake isn't the first monster she's had to run from so she escapes.

Le Mao, feeling particular productive sets off and invades a small island nation which may or may not be Taiwan. This puts him in a particularly powerful position moving forward. We should keep an eye on him.

And I'm really feeling too lazy to cover the rest. But Vilage has contracted Anarcho-Communism from Cat Snake so sets up a commune.