Cara's Originally Titled OoC Hangout Thread ♥ (Still)

[Paradigm Shift]

You do indeed

[Carantathraiel]

bah. i want to sleep so the time goes by faster and i can just go get him.

[Master Crim]

Good day, anyone!
Does anyone, by chance, here play Warframe?

[Carantathraiel]

Cara needs coffee. ._.

[Dapper Amaroq]

Just take a quick shower. It works in a pinch.

[Carantathraiel]

i don't want a shower. I want mass amounts of coffee.*yawn*
showers in the intense humidity are just gross.

[Dapper Amaroq]

Okay then, bad idea.

Actually, last idea. I'm all out of ideas.

[Carantathraiel]

Heh.
I may go get coffee. But idk. Its not even 8. I could easily just go back to bed.

[Deamonbane]

Carantathraiel said
i don't want a shower. I want mass amounts of coffee.*yawn*showers in the intense humidity are just gross.

You should try taking cold showers....

[Carantathraiel]

I do after my runs. Well, cool showers, not cold. Is nice.

How are you, my darling? Did your birthday lunch happen?

[Paradigm Shift]

5 more days of work til some time off...

[Carantathraiel]

*grabs Jay and snuggles with her*

[Paradigm Shift]

[gets grabbed and snuggled]
You alright...?

[Paradigm Shift]

To the fucker behind me tonight: I hope you had an emergency that justifies nearly rear ending my car and running me off the road twice at 2.20am in the morning. I seriously question the validity of your licence if you think you call what you did driving. Don't be a smartass at an island by trying to get ahead and then being pissed off that you were in the wrong lane so you didn't stay in front, hence trying to run me off the second time. I'll find your car and pay someone ten quid to pee into your pertrol tank. I also think you live round the corner from me and if that's the case, got home 20 seconds later than you. Your shite sports car means you must be compensating for a tiny penis. I know my car compensates for my lack of height but fuck, it's far better than yours. Hope you get caught by the cops one night- I'd love to hear how much they fine you.

[Carantathraiel]

I'd pee in his tank. But it would be hard, considering my complete lack of a penis.
Not impossible, just hard.

[Paradigm Shift]

I'd pay extra and buy you a she-wee....

[Carantathraiel]

o.o
dafuq is a she-wee?

[Paradigm Shift]

Let's you pee standing up. They were selling them at a music fest I went to in 2009 and I thought it was gross back then. Thought it even worse when my manager joked about giving me one to use when I told him that for 7 hours I won't be able to hold my bladder as I drink 2ltr of water a night so he better give me a bathroom to use in a locked building.

[Carantathraiel]

shit.
that's weird, but i suppose it would come in handy at concerts and stuff.

[Paradigm Shift]

I just.... There are things I can't get my head around and that's one of them

How are you anyway?