Cara's Originally Titled OoC Hangout Thread ♥ (Still)

[The Harbinger of Ferocity]

Ah, the drow elves... funny, I hadn't thought of them in recent times; our more, should I say, drow-ish sort we've been without for some time.

That would prove infuriating and I already do not deal terribly well with the human animal; I've been cheated before by artists - those not upholding their bargain - but the commissioner to simply drop the project is... unusual.

All the same, enjoy your evening, Carantathraiel.

[Carantathraiel]

Thanks Fero! You as well.
I'm off to bed now, though. G'night!

[Carantathraiel]

All Hail the Cara Food

Nomnomnom

[Geoffrey Silt]

Huh. This thread has like... 7000 posts or some jazz.

Cool I guess..

Also hia.

[Carantathraiel]

Heya Geoff. Welcome to the thread.
Yes. We talk a lot. ^ ^

[The Harbinger of Ferocity]

All Hail the Cara Food

Nomnomnom

@Carantathraiel

I am not even sure what it is I have just witnessed - it is so... ornate.

[Carantathraiel]

Stuffed French Toast.
My husband's favourite meal. He constantly asks for it.
I really don't like sweets, though, so I only cook it once a month. Its just .... @_@ sugar for dinner.

[Michellin]

D: what is that glorious substance. What's in the French Toast? Why did you eat it for dinner? Why do I not have this in my life?

[Carantathraiel]

Its a stuffing mixture that took me a long time to get @_@
Funny story. Used my new hand mixer to mix it, and I got it all over my counter. Messyyyyy.

[Carantathraiel]

I bought a cone of shame for my idiot dog who keeps tearing into his arm. Had socks tied on him but he was clearly miserable. And with the rain, it was a pain in the ass to deal with.
So cone of shame.
The smaller dog was entirely weirded out by the thing, but he's gotten used to it. I'm happy they're playing together again.
And, which I'm sure the big dog likes, when he goes to tackle the littler one the cone bulldozes the guy and sends him toppling.

My idiots are adorable.

[Michellin]

this is why we have pets.

[Carantathraiel]

Endless entertainment.

How are you mahal? I hope you're having a good day.

[Carantathraiel]

I'm siiiiick
*gaspy noises*

[Darcs]

Random story appeared!

TIL the Friends theme song is an apt description of my life

"We're out of food"

"What?"

"Were out of food, Darcs. Can you run up to the store and get us some?"

"We aren't out of food, we've got plenty of food--"

"We have, like, no food."

"We have SO MUCH food."

"Name me one dish I can make with the food we have."

"...Mashed potatoes and onions?"

"I DON'T WANT TO EAT MASHED POTATOES AND ONIONS."

"YOU SAID WE DIDN'T HAVE FOOD, WE HAVE PLENTY OF FOOD."

"5 POTATOES AND 3 ONIONS IS NOT PLENTY OF FOOD DARCS."

"IT'S SO MUCH PLUS WE HAVE OTHER STUFF."

"OH YEAH, LIKE?"

"JESUS CHRIST YOU DON'T WANT TO LOOK AROUND IN THE KITCHEN FOR FIVE SECONDS WE'VE GOT LIKE TEA AND CREAM OF WHEAT AND SOME CHEESE I THINK."

"THAT'S IT???"

"THAT'S IT? THAT'S PLENTY!"

"WE DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY MILK!"

"It's fiiiiiiiine..."

"DARCS YOU GO GET US FOOD RIGHT NOW."

"OR WHAT?"

"JUST GO YOU LAZY MOTHERFUCKER."

"Right, I'll just go and steal up some food."

"What?"

"WE'RE FUCKING POOR IN CASE YOU FORGOT."

"THEN GO GET A JOB!"

"YOU GET A JOB!"

"I HAVE A JOB YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SHIT."

"THEN WHY AREN'T YOU BUYING FOOD WITH YOUR FANCY JOB MONEY YOU CAPITALIST BOURGEOIS SWINE?"

"OH MY GOD DARCS DON'T START WITH THIS."

"RIGHT, I SHOULD JUST GO GET A JOB. LET ME JUST GO GET MY JOB HELMET SO I CAN POP ON IN THE JOB CANNON AND BLAST OFF INTO JOB LAND, WHERE JOBS GROW ON JOBBIES!"

"I CARRIED YOU FOR NINE MONTHS AND RAISED YOUR SORRY ASS YOU UNAPPRECIATIVE BASTARD."

"OH WOW THANKS MOM."

"FUCK YOU DARCS."

"BELIEVE IT OR NOT I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS!... You know... being alive... I didn't ask you to bring me here!"

"..."

"...N-no one told me life was gonna be this way..."

EDIIIT: HOOOPE YOU GET BETTER

[Carantathraiel]

Friends is relevant to everything. @w@

How are you, Darcs?

[Paradigm Shift]

Good morning peoples hope all is well in the world

[Carantathraiel]

Hallo my dearest <3

[Paradigm Shift]

How are you my darling?

[Carantathraiel]

Sick. ^ ^
So mildly miserable.

And you, my love?

[Paradigm Shift]

Not too bad, just getting my morning workout done while Emily is on her run