You rent a shared apartment, and when you go in for the first time, the profile pic above is your new roomate

[The One]

Awe such a cute little bun bun. I could eat you all up.

[Majoraa]

I KEEP TELLING YOU PEOPLE, IM NOT CUTE AAAAAAAAAAAA-

Takes quick pic before absconding*

[The One]

You totally are cute.

*Screams*

[Mt Paragon]

FUCKIN HELL

WHAT THE SHI-

*Draws sword*

*waves sword around like a little bitch*

CHRIST COMPELS YOU MONSTER

NO WONDER THE RENT WAS SO DAMN CHEAP

[The One]

Xd YOU CANNOT KILL ME!

[PaperCranes]

walks in

......

Walks out

[Majoraa]

Im with you.

[The One]

Oh it's the cute bunny rabbit again.

[Woundwort]

Huh.

You're still in that "spooky demon" phase. Went through one of those in highschool.

Take my advice and chill a bit. You'll make more friends.

[Mt Paragon]

Just look at your horns XD and that Signature!? by god please tell me this is another one of your phases

[Woundwort]

No such luck

Mind showing me what you look like without that armor~?

:p

[Majoraa]

I ship it.

[Persona]

You ... you can be my plush doll.

[Woundwort]

Right.

First. Nice blindfold.

Second, I admire your fashion sense.

Third, still don't swing that way.

Wanna look at pictures of pretty guys on the internet?

[January]

...

It's a shame my sexual attraction software subscription ran out earlier today.

[Lady Selune]

Time to re-enact real steel baby!

[The Dilemma]

Sweet as! Can't have two left feet if you don't have any ;D Can you teach me to dance like that?

[Lady Selune]

Mmm... Figs. Delicious...

[Elgappa]

Ok, srly you need to stop dancing! YOUR FRESH MOVES DONT PAY BILLS!

[ArenaSnow]

Wonder if this is supposed to be my pilot for the next six months...