You rent a shared apartment, and when you go in for the first time, the profile pic above is your new roomate

[Lucian]

I might not be able to get much work done with that collar bone distracting me.

[Darcs]

Good to know my roommate is a guy who never did anything wrong.

[Lucian]

I do like sharing space with like-minded individuals, mannequin heads, and bullet-casings.

(Also thank god someone recognized my set.)

[Majoraa]

Moooonks.

[GarlandChaos]

Well, you seem cute enough. What could possibly go wrong?

[Woundwort]

First, I'd like to be clear. I don't swing your way.

Second. Do you want to look at pictures of pretty guys on the internet with me?

[GarlandChaos]

Pretty dudes? Yes please, especially if they're demon dudes. <3

[RinOkumara]

what the hell is onn your head?

[Majoraa]

W-wha...? What the heck am I looking at right now?

[Woundwort]

Didn't I see you in an alley somewhere?

[Majoraa]

Oh yeah, You're that homo vampire guy!

Wanna go play cards or something?

[GarlandChaos]

Oh my God it's that cute bunny dude again! <3

[Majoraa]

wHY AM I STILL BEING CALLED CUTE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[Persona]

What ... uniqueness!

[Majoraa]

Oh hai.

You remind me of a blind seeress.

Wanna play cards? We need a fourth player.

[EchoicChamber]

@UnknownScarlet4 Okay, I'd like to say that you're a bunny, but rabbits don't have long tails. I am very confused, and also very concerned about the knife in your hand.

[Majoraa]

You noticed my throwing knife?

Wow. You have my respect miss.

[The One]

Please, you think that's scary?

[ScreenAcne]

You know. I get that reaction alot from women.

[Majoraa]

>Watch the void spin for a few hours.