You rent a shared apartment, and when you go in for the first time, the profile pic above is your new roomate

[Midnight Howl]

@Doug Okay but no matter how many times you show me interpretive dancing I still don't think Jazz hands will solve my gender crisis.

[Mao Mao]

Why are you using an umbrella inside our room? And why are deprived of colors besides black, white, and gray?

[Doug]

Damn, I rented an apartment and I got a whole jungle, sweet.

[Midnight Howl]

rip them replying first
So help me Susan, I told you I didn't want to do an anime karaoke night! I have to find a way to get Senpai to call me by my first name

[Doug]

sorry for the ninja, pal

God damn it, dance for him then!!

[Majoraa]

YAY! A POSIBLE MAGICAL GIRL!

[Fallenreaper]

Looks like someone was playing with the Gene splicing chemistry set again. This should be interesting.

[ScreenAcne]

We need a garden.

[Doug]

Can I pray to the dusk god as well?

[xAsunaWolfx]

Plz turn the music down. I'm trying to sleep.

[GarlandChaos]

Um. Nice doggie. Please don't eat me. ;w;

[Woundwort]

Keep your stuff on your side of the room and we're fine.

[Slamurai]

I'd like to lay down a quick ground rule: I don't swing that way.

[GarlandChaos]

*whistles* Yes, please.

[RinOkumara]

Man, I like anime

[MiddleEarthRoze]

There's nobody there... are you wearing the One Ring?

[The Harbinger of Ferocity]

Provided you do not spend the rest of your time skulking about when you are not drinking alone with your pipe in the nearest tavern, I doubt there would be that much issue.

[RinOkumara]

ha lions can't eat eat me 'cus I'm invisible

[The Harbinger of Ferocity]

ha lions can't eat eat me 'cus I'm invisible

@RinOkumara

My company seems to assume I lack keen sense of smell, sound and vibrational detection. Also assumes I am a lion.

Oh this will be an amusing next few months.

[Woundwort]

Ah. A lion.

Noble creatures.