"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"

[DepressedSoviet]

"No."

"I thought not, its not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying."

"He could actually...save people from death?"

"The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be...unnatural."

"W-What happened to him?"

"He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death...but not himself."

"Is it possible to learn this power?"

"Not from a Jedi..."

[Oddsbod]

But why male models??

[Vilageidiotx]

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of DepressedSoviet the Wise?"

"No."

"I thought not, its not a story the Americans would tell you. It's a Soviet legend. DepressedSoviet was a Dark Lord of the Soviets so powerful and so wise, he could use Communism to influence the proletariat to create...life. He had such a knowledge of Communism, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying."

"He could actually...save people from death?"

"The Communism of the proletariat is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be...unnatural."

"W-What happened to him?"

"He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death...but not himself."

"Is it possible to learn this power?"

"Not from an American..."

[Dinh AaronMk]

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Lenin the Wise?"

"No."

"I thought not, its not a story the Stalinists would tell you. It's a old Bolshevik legend. Lenin was a Revolutionary Lord of the Octoberists so powerful and so wise, he could use Dialecticalism to influence the proletariat to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the dialectical, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying."

"He could actually...save people from death?"

"The dialectical of the proletariat is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... ideological."

"W-What happened to him?"

"He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power... which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death...but not himself."

"Is it possible to learn this power?"

"Not from a Stalinist... *sniff*"

[Oddsbod]

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Godmodder the Role-Player?"

"No."

"I thought not, its not a story the Mods would tell you. It's an RP legend. Godmodder was a RPer of the Forums so insecure and so inexperienced, he could use the RPGs to create...power-fantasies. He had such a knowledge of the Mary Sue, he could even keep the ones he RPed with...from enjoying the RP."

"He could actually...prevent people from enjoying RPing?"

"The Mary Sue is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be...unnatural."

"W-What happened to him?"

"His character became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his fellow RPers that the issue could not be resolved IC. So his GM banned him from the game. Ironic. He could save his character from powerlessness...but not himself."

"Is it possible to learn this power?"

"Not from a Mod..."