If I might make a suggestion, you could skip through the meeting and open up your post with Raymun leaving the meeting and reflecting on whatever onscreen thing he was told.
Roll call: Are you guys still paying attention to this, or were you murdered and skinned by a hobo, who is now prancing around wearing a coat made of your skin?
I am here as well. Realizing I forgot to actually say on the guild I was on vacation for this week. Haven't had many opportunities to get to my laptop.