[OOC] Digimon: The Convergence of the Human and Digital Worlds

[Fish of Oblivion]

tub pls

[tobiax]

Oh, didn't see you there. Need slip. Soooooooon. Having a project as well,

[Fish of Oblivion]

Anyhoo, posted. Fuckers need to get moving.

[Psyker Landshark]

Omake for Ob. Because he wouldn't have fucking posted otherwise:

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Marina rubbed her temples, sighing.

"Uncle Lucas, I think I hate you right now."

"Meh." The man in question shrugged, taking a sip of his coffee. "Blame your aunt for making me watch over you two for the day. Not my fault she got called in to work on her day off."

"You know, I think you did this to my brother once." Ari groaned, scowling at Lucas. "I'm pretty sure the maids that time weren't crossdressing." She glowered at her brother's best friend, but the effect was mitigated by the fact that she was having her back rubbed by a very pretty man in a maid outfit. As a matter of fact, all three of them were. "Every time you babysat us when we were kids, you weren't trying to actively traumatize us."

"Point of order," Marina piped up, looking rather awkward given the fact that a crossdresser in a maid outfit was giving her a backrub. "Kyubey."

"You know, you two could just relax and enjoy the backrub," Lucas said, actually looking rather comfortable. "Then again, that'd make this entirely pointless for me."

"Hate you. Hate you so much."

[tobiax]

I also posted but left after I did.
Also what the heck is that?

[tobiax]

Have the strongest urge to design a Digimon but have no inspiration.
Assistance?

[Fish of Oblivion]

tobiax said Also what the heck is that?

Lucas is a dick and having Ari and Marina get backrubs from manpretty men crossdressing as maids because he doesn't want to watch them whilst his wife is at work.

it's not that difficult to understand, tob

[RBYDark]

Did someone say omake?

Uh-oh kitty kitty

ATLAS, Siggy thought, was reasonably secure. At least secure enough to avoid dealing with birds swallowed by vents, mice chewing on wires, wannabe tamers, and other equally annoying pests. As such, after a particularly long day, it didn't seem unreasonable for him to stay late and open a bottle of hard liquor. It was pretty relaxing. Pretty good, even. Enough so he had no idea when Ari's cat had ended up sitting on his desk, staring at him the same way he stared at the occasional wild lizard. Well. Siggy shook the half-emptied bottle at him.

"Kitty want some?" It was probably the alcohol, but right now sharing a drink with Sparta sounded somehow like an amazing idea. When Sparta didn't react, Siggy staggered to his feet and opened a nearby drawer, groping through its contents until he found the decorative candy dish an employee had bought him months ago. So it did have a use after all.

"Y'know, I heard cats were worshipped in ancient times." Such a random thing to say as he poured about half the remaining contents into the dish. "So, Sparta, I guess - I guess this is my offering to you!" He tried lifting the candy dish again and nearly dropped it. Nevermind. He tapped the area on his desk beside the dish instead. And now he knew he was drunk because he swore he saw Sparta nod appreciatively before walking over and lapping up from the bowl.

Siggy had never considered himself alcoholic - even after having to put up with a LOT from his old team, he thought he drank a reasonable amount. Now, though, he reconsidered as Sparta was now leaning against him, nuzzling his face into his side and being a goddamn tiger.

Literally. A goddamn tiger. Siggy didn't know when the 'change' occurred but clearly he was more drunk than he realized.

There was a sudden spitting noise and Siggy barely focused his eyes enough to see a kid wiping his face on his arm, setting the candy dish back down. At his side, Sparta laughed. Somehow.

"How can you drink that stuff?" Ah, he knew the voice. Sparta's other 'owner'. Well, sorta. He came around a lot for Sparta anyways.

"Well, how can you get- get in my office?" Siggy paused. "Is it morning?"

"Nah, not even midnight. I'm just here for Sparta." The kid flicked his wrist towards the current tiger, who immediately growled.

"No. It's warm here." Wait, where had Siggy heard that voice before?

"So I'll put you by a radiator." Weird, it was like the kid actually heard the cat speak. "Come on, you'll thank me in the morning."

"No."

"C'mon, Sparta and I - it's nice." Siggy knew his words were slurring. The kid huffed.

"Really, Sparta. We gotta go. You're just lucky he's drunk."

"I know." Could tigers even smirk? Sparta sure was now. Siggy chuckled.

"...fine." And then Siggy began wondering if the kid was even there as he glowed and suddenly his skin was black and there were two...floaty...circles... hanging in the air beside him. One glowed, and Sparta was lifted up by some unseen hand. He protested, though it clearly had no effect. "Well-" The kid 'waved' at Siggy, sounding as if he were grinning even though there was no face visible beyond the yellow eyes. "See ya later!" And with that, kid and tiger levitated out of his office.

Fuck. He REALLY needed to drink less.

[Fish of Oblivion]

RBYDark said
Did someone say omake?

[mattmanganon]

I just saw the Robocop remake... *Get's out bottle of Jagermeister* If any of you love the first Robocop film because of how awesome the action, the titular hero and the villains are... Do yourself a favour and ignore this one...

[Vocalia]

Omake time huh?

Also, really Ganon? I love watching Robocop when I was young. :(

[tobiax]

'Pparently Vo. Thinking of cooking up a one about how someone asking Jordan to join ATLAS would go, but who would do that?

[mattmanganon]

Vocalia said Also, really Ganon? I love watching Robocop when I was young. :(

Yes, I love RoboCop too... But this one was a train wreck. They have to adhere to the 12a rating (So none of the fun, gruesome scenes, and Murphy gets killed by a bomb in his car, rather than... this masterpiece of a scene) It feels like it's pulling all of its punches, And the Clarence equivalent in the remake may as well have been left out, by how little he is in it.

My advice, you want to see a film full of all of the amazing things that made the first one so great... Watch Dredd... Kinda fitting, considering the script for the original Robocop movie started its life as a Judge Dredd movie which got passed around and re-written so many times that it became the cult classic.

[Vocalia]

Will do. Thanks for the recommendation. :D

Unrelated, I was making a Math quiz in preparation for my brother's final exam this semester. By the time I finished writing the questions, I just noticed that one came up like this:

You are playing Pokemon Black 2 and are running around a patch of tall grass at Route 6, home to several wild Pokemon species. Below are the list of Pokemon you can encounter and their respective percentages of encounter:

Marill - 5%
Tranquill - 15%
Swadloon - 10%
Deerling - 30%
Karrablast - 5%
Foongus - 10%
Shelmet - 25%

Suppose that you encounter 100 Pokemon during the course of your gameplay. Determine the probability of you encountering one Marill out of the 100.

... Do I laugh or cry?

[tobiax]

I... don't even know. Why would you cry?

[mattmanganon]

Vocalia said Unrelated, I was making a Math quiz in preparation for my brother's final exam this semester. By the time I finished writing the questions, I just noticed that one came up like this:You are playing Pokemon Black 2 and are running around a patch of tall grass at Route 6, home to several wild Pokemon species. Below are the list of Pokemon you can encounter and their respective percentages of encounter:Marill - 5%Tranquill - 15%Swadloon - 10%Deerling - 30%Karrablast - 5%Foongus - 10%Shelmet - 25%Suppose that you encounter 100 Pokemon during the course of your gameplay. Determine the probability of you encountering one Marill out of the 100.... Do I laugh or cry?

Neither. Math Quizzes will often throw in easy questions, but word them in a complicated way to catch out students. I had a very similar question in my GCSE's, I kept going back to it because I kept thinking "This is a GCSE level exam... They can't throw questions that easy in... There has to be more to this..."

[Vocalia]

I've felt the fucking sting that was the A Level Cambridge exam. Thankfully, my brother would only face the Indonesian National Exam, so there's some hope.

EDIT to Tob: The fact that I have to resort to Pokemon to make a Math quiz. XD

[tobiax]

No shame in that Vo. Oh, Cambridge. Unrelated, did you ever get a 3DS Vo?

[tobiax]

tobiax said
Thinking of cooking up a one about how someone asking Jordan to join ATLAS would go, but who would do that?

This?

[Vocalia]

tobiax said
No shame in that Vo. Oh, Cambridge. Unrelated, did you ever get a 3DS Vo?

No. I never get one. XD