Speaking of
@Vocalia, here are some fighting game quotes based on some shitposting from the other day. I apologize for nothing:
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Orci Kappa vs Dorugoramon. Fight!Intro: "My my, so much anger flowing out of such a little body. Does someone need a time out?"
Victory: "I'd say I'd cut you down to size, but I think I'm above that. And you."
Defeat: "Urk. At least I still have the philosophical high ground. And the
literal high ground!"
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Orci Delta vs Dorugoramon. Fight!Intro: "So,
this is the dreaded Unknown Enemy? Your stature is as underwhelming as your epithet is overblown."
Victory: "I'm sure one of my brothers would make some crass remark about 'cutting you down to size'. Sadly, I think someone beat us all to the mark."
Defeat: "You certainly pack a punch for
such a touchy little shit."
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Orci Gamma (Primus) vs Dorugoramon. Fight!Intro: "Looking at you, I can hardly fault the Knights for not believing you were Alphamon. One would be hard pressed to believe she could fit in such a dumpy little body."
Victory: "Time to cut you down to size, you querulous little mutt."
Defeat:
"Get off, you little shitbag!"---
Orci Zeta vs Dorugoramon. Fight!Intro: "... t̶͍͈͕̩͕̜̜̿̅́́́̈́͘i̴͚̥͙̔̈̍̄̓͌͑̚ͅn̸̞͔̺͛ỳ̶̧̨̘̿̄̑͘."
Victory: [unintelligible sounds of intense disappointment]
Defeat: [UNINTELLIGIBLE SOUNDS OF INTENSE CONFUSION]