Slam Poetry Thread

[luna558]

For some reason, I have double posted,
Even though in previous times I had boasted
and even toasted
to not have been so badly noted.
Now I must surely face being roasted.

[Sanctus Spooki]

So have the masses got back,
to make their decision?
For free-form poetry,
have I permission?
Yes, maybe, no -
I ask you now,
Before I can
Take a bow?

It just occurred to me this might not organize the same way on other peoples screens... oh well... and I spent so long on that wonderful curve...

[luna558]

(You basically just did free write poetry, and free write poetry does not have to rhyme)

[Sanctus Spooki]

(ahh but it did have a bit of rhyme to it :D Toed the line if you will... by the way I see what you are doing, and this king you shall not kill)

[luna558]

(why kill you when we could work together)

[Sanctus Spooki]

This king shall never share his throne,
Instead I shall pave the way with my enemies bones.

[luna558]

noooooooo
ooooooooo
ooooooooo
ooooooooo

[Sanctus Spooki]

You can cry all you wish,
You spiteful bish.
Try to take my crown,
And I'll run you out of this godforsaken town.

[luna558]

This is not a town.
Why must you make me frown?
Why can't you make friends
when I try to make ammends?

[Sanctus Spooki]

In the shadows I lurk,
so call me a jerk!
I'll rule by myself,
I need no apostles, twelve.

[luna558]

I gave you your chance,
you threw me a glance
so now i start my dreadful dance.

[Sanctus Spooki]

You posted a ton,
and thought you had won.
This spook is like a fox.
And filled out every box.

[luna558]

I KNEW IT I WILL STILL CRUSH YOU
YOU LITTLE PINE
YOU SPEAK LIKE SWINE
ALL YOU DO IS WINE
YOU CHILD YOU ARE BLIND

[Sanctus Spooki]

That would be WHINE*
Don't worry though - your punctuation was fine.
No girl, don't cry,
wipe that tear from your eye.
Hurry now, before this kings empire takes to the sky.
Or admit defeat now, and die.

[luna558]

DEFEAT? defeat is not looming
and even now coming apon 3 am i am stil booming
i have a bottle of patance and a can of anger in my hand
and you seem to think this is not planned
i did not start this but i will finish it.

[Sanctus Spooki]

The sun has rose,
painting orange hues.
Warming my toes,
and ending my blues.
This war of prose,
will end- who knows?
Sooner or later,
one must doze

[luna558]

DOZE? DOZE?
AND you think I am to be said a rose?
a rose has thorns, my love
and the thorns on this rose are like punches from a metal glove

[ArenaSnow]

Miso! Miso! My kingdom for a Miso!

[Briza]

_{Do You?}

I am so black. I am so blue.

The boys, the boys,

They will not stop hitting on me.

I just do not know what to do.

- Briza, Briza's Book of Alright Poetry, 1453

[TwelveOf8]

All this fighting and all this nonsense.
Though thrown into the fray a witty turn of phrase.
A better exchange I could have for two pence.
Which could be delivered in so many ways.

But is it not feasible, if not agreeable.
To bring quality and quantity to the evenings proceedings.
Though such a request is not so unreasonable.
When taken into account so many mediocre leavings?