Slam Poetry Thread

[Publius]

Will this thread be good?
I hope; it should.
Rhyming?
Maybe.
Prose:
Like your nose,
No idea if it exists, like yo-yos.
Doth thee cringe?
Mayhaps a tinge.
Cadence?
Doesn't really need to be there honestly.

[Hank]

@Taaj, you liked slam poetry right?

[Publius]

@Taaj, you liked slam poetry right?

@Hank

Unpoetic.
Comment is.
Backward speech?
Acceptable
If
Calling out for non-lyricism.

[NotAMouse]

Your lyricism is mildly pathetic
And arguably not even poetic.
Unless the Publius definition of lyricism
Is generously nebulous.

That aside,
Yes, poetry is fun to slam
I like making rhymes in my head
And if you slam them hard enough
They often wind up dead.

[Kalleth]

Get Drunk

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I find your prose dumb,
For lyrics need to sum up,
Feelings in your cups.

[IntPenDespSword]

Everything looks
Like poetry if
You hit
Enter a
lot.

[Publius]

Such hostility from @Taaj
More oppressive to the spirit than the British Raj.
Frankly such a spirit needs a cleansing; better go on Hajj.
But I'd rather avoid an argument so I'm gonna get out of dodge.
Publius Valerius Publicola
Rhymes so dope they send me higher that coke-cola.
Founder of the Republic, First Consul.
Lyrics sweeter than the ice cream I got when they took out my tonsul.
Reborn: Hamilton, Madison, Jay.
Mah poetry is honestly p cray.

[GodOfWar]

@Publius your wit is amusing.

Such an astute scholar, but where is your back bone?
You seem too much like another Shakespearean clone
You seem so eager to reach and steal from the past
You are like the Shanxi Clique; you won't last.
If this is truly a matter of savage words, your fierceness is on par with the Mongolian clan
But your rhymes are just that; fallacy of Straw Man

[Publius]

Oh are they now oh @GodOfWar?
Frankly your lyrics are rather poor.
Your criticisms are noted,
Although frankly they seem bloated.
I in turn accept the much prettier phase,
The one where you note my praise.
My references call to a golden age,
But you will never see it in that mind cage.

[SleepingSilence]

@Publius *clears throat*

Now I don't mean to impose,
But your rhymes are as bad as your prose.
You seem so content.
But I must lament,
for the lackluster phrasing you chose.

You live in the black and white,
And it's clear from the words you recite.
It may be bitter sweet,
To point out your obsolete.
But it hurts more when you know that I'm right.

[Publius]

@SleepingSilence

Hostility bad.
Haiku together lets we?
No harm in trying.

[SleepingSilence]

@Publius
Haikus aren't my thing.
I am incredibly bored.
Sleeping time for me.

[GodOfWar]

@Publius

Haiku? So be it.
I knew you were a weeb, Pub.
Your waifu is trash.

[Publius]

@GodOfWar

You misjudge me.
In all actuality,
I hate anime.

[The Grey Dust]

Haiku aesthetic,
This beauty before battle,
Lacking cutting verse.

[Publius]

@The Grey Dust
A knife.
Zip.
Zip zip.
Blood on the ground.
Are you happy now?

[BrobyDDark]

This thread is so dumb
This will not be a haiku
Fuck you

[The Grey Dust]

Vermillion artist,
Crimson brushstroke of a blade,
Draws your scarlet blood.

[Publius]

@The Grey Dust
The knife goes deep and the world passes from your eyes.
Madness.
Fiendish frenzy.
Hell unleashed.

[The Grey Dust]

Fractured edges cut,
Mind the shattered mirror now,
Broken pieces thrown.