Let's say stupid things in other languages to make them sound serious, because it's amusing.

[JaceBeleren]

Just follow my lead:

Spanish

El fin de semana pasado, compré la ciudad de londres con mi amigo, Dwayne Johnson, el presidente de el sol.

English

Last weekend, I bought the city of London with my friend, Dwayne Johnson, the president of the sun.

[canaryrose]

German

Ich liebe Kohl! Wenn ich heute nicht essen werde, werde ich gezwungen sein, mit meiner Freundin wütend Sex zu haben.

English

I love cabbages! If I don't eat one today, I will be forced to have angry sex with my girlfriend.

[Hostile]

Russian

Сегодня я обнаружил, что солнце - это, по сути, солнце.

English

Today, I discovered that the sun is, in fact, a sun.

[Witch Cat]

Farsi

Man bet golmedam ke mahoh mizaram dakheleh khafshet va chesmeto boos mekonam
I'm too lazy to type it out in the proper script because writing Farsi on an English keyboard is slow and annoying

English

I promise you that I will put the moon in your shoe and kiss your eye

[ChickenTeriyaki]

anime language

Watashi wa kōtsū kōn ga hijō ni kowai to omou!

English

I find traffic cones very scary!

[Duthguy]

Dutch

Dachten jullie nou echt dat ik niet deze taal zou kiezen?

English

Did you really think I wouldn't choose this language?

[ClocktowerEchos]

Chinese

黑人谁吃我的洗衣酱？!
Hēirén shéi chī wǒ de xǐyī jiàng?!

English

Nigga, who ate my laundry sauce?!

[Witch Cat]

Farsi

Meetonam ye pizza eh bedooneh oostokhon beghiram va doh litat koka?

English

Can I get a boneless pizza and a 2 liter coke?

[Majoraa]

German

Mein Name ist jeff

English

My name is jeff

[ArenaSnow]

Slovenian

Ta prevajalec je zanič.

English

This translator sucks.

[ChickenTeriyaki]

Latin

Nigrum hominem, et ano fuerit percutis proximum tuum sicut bubulae cum saliva lupae paravit in genere loci ex McDonalds.

ghetto

Nigga, imma be whoopin' yo ass like a beef patty bein' fried at the local McDonalds!

[IntPenDespSword]

Norwegian

Mens jeg skaffet meg en banan, kastet den fyren tretten sykler på meg.

English

While I got myself a banana, that guy threw thirteen bicycles at me.