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[GodOfWar]

Hell, I'll give this a try. Can't hurt to try, and I've always loved the idea of tarot cards.

What keeps me from progressing, mentally and/or physically?

[Witch Cat]

Hell, I'll give this a try. Can't hurt to try, and I've always loved the idea of tarot cards.

What keeps me from progressing, mentally and/or physically?

@GodOfWar

Welcome to my shop,

Let's see what's in store~

Ah, looky what I pulled

Ace of Pentacles! There's an opportunity being presented or is soon to be presented to you, if you wish to improve, be sure to take it.
Be wary of signs that signal it's arrival and be sure to not let it pass you.

[Darcs]

Okay okay okay-- I'm super into this so Imma ask another question if that's okay-- this one's jokey.

Will coffee bring the strength I need to deal with all these trifling hoes?

[Witch Cat]

Okay okay okay-- I'm super into this so Imma ask another question if that's okay-- this one's jokey.

Will coffee bring the strength I need to deal with all these trifling hoes?

@Darcs

Ask as many questions as you want! Sky's the limit

Now let's see how to combat these hoes

Ah I see!

The 69 of Cups. Drown yourself in coffee and then smack people on the head with the empty mugs.

[Tsar Gatto]

Oh Hai. Loving the thread so far.

Two questions, if you will! One in jest... the other... not in jest...

One. What is preventing our superior feline race once more becoming gods worshiped by humanity?

Two. What should I be focusing on in my life right now?

[Witch Cat]

Oh Hai. Loving the thread so far.

@Tsar Gatto

Glad ya like it! Honestly, I'm so surprised this is getting this much attention.

One. What is preventing our superior feline race once more becoming gods worshiped by humanity?

@Tsar Gatto

The plan is already in motion, fear not. Soon, we shall take over the world and be looked up to as GODS! It's only a matter of time at this point. Already, we have captured and mind controlled some human subjects.

Two. What should I be focusing on in my life right now?

@Tsar Gatto

Watch my crystal sparkle and glow

And together we'll see where you future will go

And I see...

(Reversed) VIII of Cups! You feel as if you might be aimlessly drifting, lost in this large scary world, and feel hopeless. Remedy this by finding a purpose you feel like you can pursue, no matter how temporary it may be. Start a book, advance your career or school life, make new friends. Do something and give yourself a sense of direction in life.

[Garattee]

@Witch CatWhat will my next girlfriend be like?

[Scarescrow]

Never tried this before. So I'll give a shot. Deep inside, who am I? And don't tell me am a sociopath. That is what I already now. Tell me something that don't appear on my avatar.

[Sanctus Spooki]

So is this limited to single card readings, or can someone request a more complicated pattern/field to be drawn for them?

[Gin]

How fares the future for my daughter?

Will I be able to get a new job beford this year ends?
Can I expect to study something I want to study, if so, when?

[Witch Cat]

A lot of requests, this thread is getting quite popular. Sorry I took so long to reply. Been busy. Witch business and all that, now...

Let's see what the future holds for you.

@Witch CatWhat will my next girlfriend be like?

@Garattee

With all these love questions, I should rebrand myself as the Love Witch

X of Cups! Intense happiness awaits you. Very high chances you've met that special someone right for you. But be on your toes, maintaining that happiness may not be worth the payoff.

Never tried this before. So I'll give a shot. Deep inside, who am I? And don't tell me am a sociopath. That is what I already now. Tell me something that don't appear on my avatar.

@Scarescrow

Well alright then Mr. Crazy, let's see what the cards say

Page of Pentacles! While you can be a little material focused, you have a knack for seeing all that is practical. You're a realist with a wealth of opportunities waiting for you.

How fares the future for my daughter?

Will I be able to get a new job beford this year ends?
Can I expect to study something I want to study, if so, when?

@Gin

Ooo multiple questions, how exciting.

(These are answered in the order they were asked)

The Sun! A lot of positive reads lately. The future is very bright, your daughter has some really great luck coming her way. But don't let her get cocky or lazy, like the setting sun, this period of extreme glee will eventually end. Now this doesn't mean that after this period of joy only sadness awaits, but just that you can't rely on luck or talent alone forever.


And here ends the happy streak. (Reverse) Justice! Unfairness is in your future. You might or might not get a new job, but you won't be happy with either outcome. You might have to cheat or suffer being cheated. Mentally prepare yourself for the future to deal with this.
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The High Priestess! There are higher powers at work, ones beyond your control. A deep veil of mystery shrouds your future and you might just have to take a leap of faith. Learn to trust your gut in the coming days

So is this limited to single card readings, or can someone request a more complicated pattern/field to be drawn for them?

@Sanctus Spooki

Funny you should ask that because I was just about to bring this up! I only do single card or past/present/future reads as those are the only ones I'm confident enough in doing. Buuuuut I'm trying to experiment with bibliomancy and reading tea leaves. So feel free to ask for those! If you don't specify a type of read, I'll default to single card.

Until next time friends

[FreeElk]

Ooo, I really like the idea of having my future read.

So what is stopping me from breaking my old habits?

and I'd like a bibliomancy (not a bibliography as my phone wants to say ^^)

[AngelofOctober]

-shrugs- I'll give it a shot.

The question I have is;

Is the future I want still worth fighting for?

[Witch Cat]

Oh, hello...

Always exciting having new customers!

Ooo, I really like the idea of having my future read.

So what is stopping me from breaking my old habits?

and I'd like a bibliomancy (not a bibliography as my phone wants to say ^^)

@FreeElk

Finally, time to crack open a book

"Stop that!" Mohiam rasped.

Nothing is stopping you but you. Whatever you're doing you just have to decide to stop, no one thing or person is stopping you other than you. You gotta quit whatever you're doing cold turkey.

-shrugs- I'll give it a shot.

The question I have is;

Is the future I want still worth fighting for?

@AngelofOctober

"And in your future, what I see"

Is the VI of Swords! There is no right option, either will work, but no matter what you choose, a regretful decision must be made, ultimately it'll be for the best but there will be no way to escape it.

[Master]

Oh, wise and powerful Cat, please answer me this:

Anything new and exciting in my future or am I doomed to mediocrity 'till the end of my days?

***Leaves you a can of tuna as payment***

@Witch Cat

[GarlandChaos]

I think I'll ask for another reading.

What does the future have in store for me and the person whom I hold nearest and dearest to my heart?

[PrimezTime]

@Witch Cat

Wha'cha got, friend?

[Cyndyr]

I was wondering if you could do a reading regarding my college experience sometime?

@Witch Cat

Thank ya kindly in advanced!

[Witch Cat]

It's been 300 years, right down to the day

Now the Witch is back, and there's hell to pay!

Bam! Missed me, guys? Sorry I took so long, now to your questions!

Oh, wise and powerful Cat, please answer me this:

Anything new and exciting in my future or am I doomed to mediocrity 'till the end of my days?

***Leaves you a can of tuna as payment***

@Witch Cat

@Master

I thank yee for the payment!

Y'know, "may you live in interesting times" was considered a curse in the past~

(Reversed) Wheel of Fortune! Bad luck is in store, but! It will lead to interesting events and you might come out of it a better person!

I think I'll ask for another reading.

What does the future have in store for me and the person whom I hold nearest and dearest to my heart?

@GarlandDaHero

In the future, for you I see...

The Magician! An intense powerful period of creativity and resourcefulness is in store, use this opportunity to better grow your relationship with this special someone. Write a short story together, start a project, do whatever ya like! Manifest your desires.

@Witch Cat

Wha'cha got, friend?

@PrimezTime

I was wondering if you could do a reading regarding my college experience sometime?

@Witch Cat

Thank ya kindly in advanced!

@Cyndyr

Good luck in college yo!

(Reversed) Knight of Cups! Look, college is going to be an emotionally taxing experience, it's the same for everybody! But you can and will make it through, try to make the most of it. For you, it's going to be a bit more emotionally confusing than most but try to keep a calm and level head and approach every situation in the future as logically as possible.

[Scarescrow]

Ok, mister adorable little cat. Here is another question. What do I care the most? (do the bibliomancy thing) ,and who do I care the most ?(do the tarot)

And final question, the adorable little cat, can you answer me. What kind of person am I to myself, and to the society?(do the tarot.)

Thank you for your listening, mister.
@Witch Cat