I found a can of olives in my pantry

[Rice Porridge]

<sub>I saw that it was expired by two years, so I pick it up to throw it away

seems normal

but then

then

it gurgled.

fnsajhukbl starts rumbling in my hand

now i'm scared to throw it away because it might get stronger if it enters its element

what do I do</sub>

[Fabricant451]

Eat them.

This is why health insurance exists.

[Rice Porridge]

@Fabricant451
<sub>heck no

even if I wasn't already tired of my parents trying to feed me expired foods and soapy pancakes(supposed to use baking powder, not soda) I don't even want to be nearby when someone releases that creature unto the world</sub>

[Burning Kitty]

Eat them.

This is why health insurance exists.

@Fabricant451

So what if you have health insurance. If it kills you, health insurance can't bring you back. Even if it doesn't kill you, you will suffer and health insurance doesn't prevent suffering.

@Rice Porridge what you do is drive a 1,000 miles away and throw it into the trash of some random business, then go home.

[Fabricant451]

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So what if you have health insurance. If it kills you, health insurance can't bring you back. Even if it doesn't kill you, you will suffer and health insurance doesn't prevent suffering.

@Burning Kitty

Immune system loophole. Eat the olives.

[Rice Porridge]

@Burning Kitty
<sub>it is done

the olive creature will haunt me no longer but

no matter how far I run I can never run away from the guilt</sub>

[Fabricant451]

Should've eaten them

[Rice Porridge]

<sub>ok no

I can't do this

I'm getting the olives again

I can't do this to someone I don't know

It's just

It's not me

EDIT:
I don't want to eat them either

fml what now</sub>

[PrinceAlexus]

Send them to be buried in Chernobyl near the elephant's foot.

What's the worst that can happen... I mean nuclear radiation, and Olive gurgles cannot go bad right?

Its only like massively radioactive.

[Fabricant451]

At this point your best option is raising them as a pet.

[Sanctus Spooki]

I wanna say its just gas settling inside the can... on that note, they probably arent good to eat, but could make a disgusting grenade if thrown?

<---- knows nothing about olives

[Rice Porridge]

At this point your best option is raising them as a pet.

@Fabricant451

<sub>okay I'll give it a try

what do I take it(them?)with</sub>

I wanna say its just gas settling inside the can... on that note, they probably arent good to eat, but could make a disgusting grenade if thrown?

<---- knows nothing about olives

@Sanctus Spooki

<sub>the can isn't even bulging or anything

it just

moves</sub>

[Rice Porridge]

@PrinceAlexus
<sub>curiosity could drive someone to do so

but I

I'm too broke to sent a can to Chernobyl</sub>

[Sanctus Spooki]

It doesn't need to bulge for gas to have built up, if it does start bulging that just means the pressure has reached a point where it is deforming the can.

[Rice Porridge]

_{oh ok}

[ArenaSnow]

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[Rice Porridge]

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@ArenaSnow

I have a very sensitive heart and big text
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anyways I opened the can

it looks like an amoeba, jelly with buncha nuclei

poured it into an old fish tank I had

tried feeding it some cut-up peppers

it seems to like them

it broke them into smaller pieces and then sucked them into the olives

looks like pimento, except with black olives and yellow pepper

really I've just been feeding it whatever was in my vegetable drawer

tomatoes, lettuce, spinach

it just broke those down until I couldn't see it anymore

idk what the difference is

I'll get back later once I learn more

[Keyguyperson]

What the hell kinda expensive ass health insurance makes a hospital trip no big deal? Are you just all Canadians?