Pence/Christ 2020

[NotAMouse]

http://www.officialmikepence.com/

[The Nexerus]

This hard-hitting work of satire has opened my eyes to the reality of Mike Pence's racism and homoislamotransophobia. His behaviour, like that of his running mate, is indeed deplorable; they are both baskets. Now that I have been illuminated by your finely constructed argument and have come to comprehend the infallibility of liberalism, I can assure you that I will be voting for Elizabeth Warren in 2020. It's her turn!

[ArenaSnow]

Your a beast.

[PrinceAlexus]

2020...

You wanna decide this ain't working and rejoin the UK, just some back tea taxes to pay...

Plus a few others on about 2-300 years interest.

[luna558]

Your a beast.

@ArenaSnow

*You're*

[luna558]

we need to get rid of Mike Pence somehow. like he is the only reason why im hoping trump doesn't die or get impeached because then he would become president and that terrifies me. (but if something were to happen to him he would be succeeded by Paul Ryan and that would be ok)

[Seravee]

I still kind of hope Mike Rowe runs for president.

[ArenaSnow]

<Snipped quote by ArenaSnow>

*You're*

@luna558

Now now, why do you need to go on about there grammer?

[BrobyDDark]

Pretty sure Mike Pence has said he's gonna try and get Trump a second term in 2020...
Then again, I cannot into politicals so I'm not a trustworthy source :^)

[Foster]

we need to get rid of Mike Pence somehow. like he is the only reason why im hoping trump doesn't die or get impeached because then he would become president and that terrifies me. (but if something were to happen to him he would be succeeded by Paul Ryan and that would be ok)

@luna558

That's kinda how Teddy Roosevelt got into office.

5-way assasination in a single day.

Ban horse-revolvers.

Last successful [US presidential] assasination was done with a rifle designed in 1886 last cleaned 'somewhere in Italy'.

[GodOfWar]

The newsletter sign-up at the bottom sealed the deal.

[ArenaSnow]

(but if something were to happen to him he would be succeeded by Paul Ryan and that would be ok)

@luna558

spits coffee

[Keyguyperson]

Something something obligatory call for large-scale communist uprising.

Honestly I'd be fine with any big shake-up at this point. Sure, fuck it, give me corporate feudalism. That'll be exciting I guess.

[Dinh AaronMk]

Something something obligatory call for large-scale communist uprising.

Honestly I'd be fine with any big shake-up at this point. Sure, fuck it, give me corporate feudalism. That'll be exciting I guess.

@Keyguyperson

tfw corporate feudalism happens and it just validates everything you ever believed so now it's time to make the Phrygian cap and color red great again.

[GodOfWar]

Anarcho-capitalism would be a good stir-up as well. Selling guns to your neighbor so they can shoot you in your sleep; fantastic and efficient.

[Keyguyperson]

Anarcho-capitalism would be a good stir-up as well. Selling guns to your neighbor so they can shoot you in your sleep; fantastic and efficient.

@GodOfWar

>Anarcho-Capitalism
>Corporate feudalism

w h a t ' s t h e d i f f e r e n c e ?

[Dinh AaronMk]

<Snipped quote by GodOfWar>

>Anarcho-Capitalism
>Corporate feudalism

w h a t ' s t h e d i f f e r e n c e ?

@Keyguyperson

And when all the would-be capitalists fail because they get SWAT'd out of existence by their rivals, they will make fine additions to the legions of the revolutionary army, having seen the true face of unrestrained capital.

[scribz]

I like how we all just ignored nex.

[NotAMouse]

I like how we all just ignored nex.

@scribz

As it should be.

[Vilageidiotx]

I still kind of hope Mike Rowe runs for president.

@Seravee

He's make us all go to plumbing school. To become plumbers.