I have no idea what I'm doing, but knights are fun, K?

[Lady Selune]

Hello there! Selune here, and whilst I've never done anything in Arena, I figure it's about time to enter this realm, since I'm a fan of military history and fighting things in general. Looking for a sparring partner who can teach me the ropes whilst writing an enjoyable combat experience, so feel free to hit me up and chat. (Seriously, I'm clueless here.)

As for characters and so on, I've come out of studying the crusades, and I feel like an old school DEUS VULT knight is who I'd like to go as right now, so fite me infidelis we can see what we can do around that scenario, or if we can go into a completely different one.

[Doc Doctor]

@Lady Selune

I'm a fan of old school combat too, and used to train folks from scratch. Sadly, many fighters these days don't take the time to learn the basics properly, instead relying heavily on a single character with various kinds of force fields, autoblocking auras or appendages, and cheesy ranged attacks to make up for their staggering lack of skill. Just the fact that you can appreciate the solidity of medieval combat puts you a solid notch above the rest. Join this Discord, we have a separate channel for sparring and training. I'm free to goof around most evenings.

discord.gg/rUR8pe5

[Mobius]

@Lady Selune

I'm a fan of old school combat too, and used to train folks from scratch. Sadly, many fighters these days don't take the time to learn the basics properly, instead relying heavily on a single character with various kinds of force fields, autoblocking auras or appendages, and cheesy ranged attacks to make up for their staggering lack of skill. Just the fact that you can appreciate the solidity of medieval combat puts you a solid notch above the rest. Join this Discord, we have a separate channel for sparring and training. I'm free to goof around most evenings.

discord.gg/rUR8pe5

@Doc Doctor

Is this because you got OTK'd in a tournament?

[Doc Doctor]

@Devil

Naw, because the judge was trash and the tournament had ill defined, subjective rules.

By the way, auto blocking really is a substitute for skill.

[Mobius]

@Devil

Naw, because the judge was trash and the tournament had ill defined, subjective rules.

@Doc Doctor

Is that why it is going on and yours didn't? or was it because you took the lightning attack and is still salty about it?

[golathf]

@Devil

Naw, because the judge was trash and the tournament had ill defined, subjective rules.

By the way, auto blocking really is a substitute for skill.

@Doc Doctor

your career was over before it even begin damn.

[Doc Doctor]

@golathf

@Devil

Your tournament is alive because you're literally paying the winner a thousand dollars. Do you think they'd put up with your crap for free?
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Glad you noticed, it's the truth after all. I'll be passive aggressive up the yin-yang when my friends are mocked without their knowledge in your Discord. I'm shown what goes on in there regularly, and it's venomous. Ask Decoy, it's the primary reason for my out-of-the-blue hostility.
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You can misread and misinterpret a character without fear of retribution, since it's your tournament consisting of many of your crew. I myself don't have the inclination or time to consistently maintain a tournament proper, and I know it. You call it an OTK, I call it a rigged cop out.

And yeah, his career is in the dumps. Google TDZL.

Now Google W42 Sicarius.

That's what I thought. Anyone can host a tourney and boot someone they don't like on a technicality and call it legit. Try and top the search engine instead.

[Mobius]

Because you can misread and misinterpret a character without fear of retribution, since it's your tournament consisting of many of your crew. I myself don't have the inclination or time to consistently maintain a tournament proper, and I know it. You call it an OTK, I call it a rigged cop out.

@Doc Doctor

Most of MY crew? Is most of my crew Pollen, Dias Blade, Keileon, and Xavier who are currently playing? A majority of the players who stood to participate were actually not my crew at all and most of them are not even from previous seasons.

Fear of retribution? I don't know many of the players this year are learning the hard way NOT to misinterpret I don't know about that.

By the way, last I checked it wasn't my career in the dumps. Google TDZL.

Now Google W42 Sicarius.

That's what I thought. Anyone can host a tourney and boot someone they don't like on a technicality and call it legit. Try and top the search engine instead.

[@Doc Docter]

There's only 3 people in your guild so am I missing something? TZDL had almost 30 entrants and 15 participants with players still fighting now. Obviously you couldn't run a tournament here which is why before TZDL the arena was practically dead. I know. I was scouting it for a bit. I didn't boot you. I didn't even boot Melon. You took an electric attack because Gonad couldn't metagame. I'm sorry you feel the way you do, but I believe you took your L far more personally than you should have.

[plsdeletemyacc]

Isn't it shocking how a loud-and-proud advertisement for $1,000 will get people applying? It's a wild concept honestly

[Mobius]

Isn't it shocking how a loud-and-proud advertisement for $1,000 will get people applying? It's a wild concept honestly

@RiDaku

I am actually pretty happy it turned out the way it did. I am not happy about some of the groups that got spurned by it such as the YGG though. I know what you are trying to say, but really I'd be happier once it's finished.

Edit -- gonna exit this thread and not derail it. Doc if you have a problem talk to me in PM or discord.

I'm out

[Eklispe]

That hate=boner though.

[Mobius]

I am exiting this thread and not derail it any further. Sorry for the inconvenience to Lady Selune

[Doc Doctor]

@Devil@RiDaku

No, that's not it. Look.

REAL RESULT



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WHEN YOU TYPE IN SOMETHING SPECIFIC THEN CHANGE THE SEARCH NAME WITHOUT SEARCHING



And I did not say MOST of your crew, I said MANY of your crew. You need to learn a few things about 'misinterpreting', for obvious starters.

And no, before the arena TDZL was dying, moreso. Let's see that website you have, let's see the Wikia. Feel free to post the links, and we'll see which site is more active.

[Keileon]

@Doc Doctor

i.imgur.com/l7Zubpl.png

My own screenshot

It helps not to misspell the acronym

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Edit: yeah nice save

editing your post to show the correctly-spelled search and not "TDZL"

i.imgur.com/Zy0nw6Q.png

Edit 2: also nice two-week-later post edit to get a last passive-aggressive word in

[Doc Doctor]

@Keileon

IK. I wanted another response so I could post the actual, real version. Couldn't help it when he said he wasn't gonna post anymore.



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[Doc Doctor]

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Okay, I spelled the acronym wrong the first time because I didn't care about what it stood for, and tried playing it off like a chess master. So sue me.

Only one search result for 'em anyways ´.´

[Rilla]

No. No. No.

All of you. Stop.

[Lady Selune]

The for honour salt is fucking real here.

Y'all must be peacekeeper mains or some shit, hot damn the salt.

[Liliya]

Clearly, there is only one way to resolve this conflict in a peaceful, mutually agreeable manner.

Eh, eh, eh-eh-eh, eh pick…

EPIC RAP BATTLEZ OF HISTORUH!!!

Duh Duh Duh-Duh Dahck Dahcktah!

VERSUS!

Duh Duh Duh-Duh Dehvul!!

BEGIN!

Doc:

Hua ha ha ha ha ha.

You ever been to the Everglades? ‘Cause you about to get Lost,
The souls I take, the pain I make never fades, you think I’m the right guy to accost!?
Don’t get me wrong, I’ll take your time, let you feel like you’re real sly,
You won’t soon forget I’m arena prime once I make you into long pork pie!

Who uses lightning anyway!? That shit’s insane, travels at the speed of light man,
Nothing could dodge that spray! Well I guess your ten minute OP main can,
Suppose we’ll never know if I could have won that fight, but as for me I’d rather keep my trusty glock,
And as rematches go he sure as shite ain’t gonna bite, ‘cause he know’s full well Gonad would rip off his *Bock-Bock-Bakawk!*

Devil:

Oh don’t give me that shit man, what? You can’t read the rules like everyone else can?
Bout to Deus Vult up in here fam, and you look just like a coo ran!
Auto blocking, lightning blasts, I don’t give a shit, it was in the cs Doc and yours just got thrown in a pit,

Mad ‘cause I came in hot off the press, brought the pain, put you through a wine press,
Well Doc, what can I say? Your characters lack finesse, you should probably just egress,
Just because it isn’t realistic doesn’t mean it isn’t fun. Can’t handle the competition?
Well I guess you better flee, You just pissed ‘cause this dis lit you up just like electricity!

Doc:

Sure I’ll take your blood but if you wanna try again better come on your knees,
Heh, yeah, while you’re at it bring me your gold, frankincense and myrrh,
You’d have to pay me to stoop to your level of op trash but I’d wipe you like a breeze,
Chew you up, spit you out, and pick my teeth with your bones like the Magna Pater.

WHO WON!?!?

WHO’S NEXT!?!?!?

YOU DECIDE!!!

Disclaimer - None of this was meant to be offensive to either of you or anyone else. I simply couldn't help myself, how often does a chance to roleplay as two roleplayers who are roleplaying a rap battle actually come up? Also I'll challenge you if your desperate enough to accept a fight with me Doc, but after this post my character is going to have to be some white guy wanna be freestyle rapper who LARPs as a level four D&D bard on the weekends, wears light armor and uses dual daggers and wears a fake grill.

[Lady Selune]