Elibean Nights (A Fire Emblem RP)

[Fabricant451]

@KawaiiKyouko I made graphs and I will use them to show how incorrect that is, fam. I've got my degree in Waifu Studies.

[KawaiiKyouko]

@Fabricant451
I work in the biggest waifu-based company in the world, as a CEO for my district. Fight me with waifus.

[Fabricant451]

@KawaiiKyouko I am a democratically elected Waifu President that means I can make all the Waifu Laws. My favorite being the Your Waifu Is Trash Law.

[KawaiiKyouko]

@Fabricant451
I am sorry, but in our current capitalistic world, governmental powers are below that of the wealthy and powerful companies such as mine. In other words, we dictate the real value to waifus.

[Fabricant451]

@KawaiiKyouko Nice company. Would be a shame if it were audited and forced to declare bankruptcy. Your Swiss Waifu Account won't save you but I do accept Waifu Kickbacks.

[KawaiiKyouko]

@Fabricant451 See, that would scare me if it wasn't for the fact that I can simply counter-sue your government for infriction of privacy. And with my waifuwyers being the best in the world with countless successes regarding finding loopholes in your laws.

[Fabricant451]

@KawaiiKyouko You want to do this the hard way? Good thing your waifuyers are currently being taken to trial for contempt of Waifucourt and are in danger of being disbarred. I'd be willing to settle out of Waifucourt for a nice settlement. Otherwise I'd be forced to simply buy out your company and send all your waifus out into the dumpsters in the alley.

WHERE THEY BELONG

[KawaiiKyouko]

@Fabricant451 Buying out the waifus of a multi-billiowaifu company? Yeah, good fucking luck!

Also, the OOC thread is now up ya'll!
roleplayerguild.com/topics/166676-eli…

[Fabricant451]

@KawaiiKyouko You underestimate my devotion to Waifus.

[KawaiiKyouko]

@Fabricant451 I underestimate nothing. I was never taught how to underestimate anything.

[Fabricant451]

@KawaiiKyouko You are a worthy Waifuval.

That's Waifu Rival.

[KawaiiKyouko]

@Fabricant451 I will accept this role, my Waifuval.

[Matador]

Ew, did I just hear waifus? As in, plural? Devote yourself to one waifu and one waifu only—that's the proper way to live.

[KawaiiKyouko]

@Matador There are too many good waifus to truly devote yourself to one.

[Fabricant451]

Ew, did I just hear waifus? As in, plural? Devote yourself to one waifu and one waifu only—that's the proper way to live.

@Matador

You will never be the Harem King with that attitude my dude.

Might I interest you in my free class on Waifus where you, too, can waifu with the best of them.

THe best of them being me and Kyouko over there.

[Matador]

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You will never be the Harem King with that attitude my dude.

Might I interest you in my free class on Waifus where you, too, can waifu with the best of them.

THe best of them being me and Kyouko over there.

@Fabricant451

Harem kings are the most degenerate of degenerates and I will kindly ask you to never so much as mention them in my presence. Now good day to both of you!