Well, hi.

[Clumsy Goat]

Hello there in case it wasn't obvious I'm Clumsy Goat. Feel free to call me Clumsy or Goaty or even 'you with the hooves' doesn't really matter to me.
Not gonna lie, haven't really done anything with roleplaying since I was in middle school, and that was ten years ago. I really enjoyed it at the time, but then with family issues and moving I lost touch with it, and then I became an angst ridden teen. Thankfully I've grown out of that for the most part anyway. With recent life changes though, I thought it would be good to pick up the hobby again, mostly due to work stress and the sound of typing is relaxing and I enjoy a good read. My grammar isn't the best, but it's something I'm trying to work on.
I wouldn't say I have a favorite genre, I'm always willing to try anything. You never know when you're going to stumble onto something you like so why not try a little bit of everything? I will say that I've never been into 1x1 RP's, because the more the merrier right?
When I'm not mindlessly staring at memes I play video games. I've been feeling ill with a nasty case of bronchitis (my coughs taste GROSS) so I've been playing a lot of Stardew Valley, but I also enjoy Skyrim, Dishonored, Killing Floor, and basically I stick my toe in a little bit of everything. When I'm not hacking up phlegm and playing the easiest game I can think of at the time I do a little bit of creative writing that I don't share with anyone because it's garbage and no one deserves my word vomit. I also used to read a lot, but I'm in need of glasses so I don't tend to do it as often as I like. Last book I read was Memoirs of a Geisha, was a good read.
...I don't know what else to say. I'm allergic to bees, and avocados. I don't like fish, my favorite color is purple, and I survive on cheez-its and soda.
I also have a cat, her name is Eliza Doolittle because I love Audrey Hepburn, and I named one of my Mother's cats Holly Golightly because once again I LOVE AUDREY HEPBURN.

Eliza

[Etranger]

Hello there, welcome to the Guild.

[A Man Is No One]

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Greetings Stranger,

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I’m not surprised to see your kind here. Many adventurers have traveled this way since the recent troubles had passed. No doubt you’ve heard about the tragedy that befell the community here at the Guild. Some say that the Guildfall, bane of role players, is slowly enveloping the community once again. I don’t know if I believe that, but I have noticed from time to time that posts or players will mysteriously disappear. They disappear without word and without notice, hidden by the leaders of our community. Maybe it’s nothing. But rumors and sideways glances seems to trail in their wake. You see, shortly before Guildfall had occurred similar disappearances were common as well and strange rumor began to ravage even the most common parts of the guild. But until more evidence is uncovered I’ll remain here within this community and so should you. You’ll find interesting role play ideas across all the various topics categories here on the Guild and a few of mine or ones that I participate in as well. However, I would make sure you save your own information before the shadow that fell over the Guild before the fall once again consumes us all. But if you’re still alive before then, I’ll be more than happy to accomodate any role playing needs you may have if I can.

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You should talk to some of the others, too. Guildmod has sent you a PM package to add with your new arrival and there are any number of veterans who are more than qualified to answer your questions. Maybe they can tell you more.

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