I secretly yearn for the chance to once again drive out the Saracens and retake the holy land.
I have 3 cats at home.
Most of my family on my mom's side are smols. Then there's me. The giant girl who takes after her dad.
I can't wait until Thanksgiving.
I'm going to gain fifteen pounds.
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*Fat acceptance noises.*
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The Viking girl.
Yesterday I went to the store to buy a bottle of wine. I headed through self-checkout and did my thing, and obviously had to wait for someone to come check my ID. She looks at the picture, looks at me, looks at the picture again, whispers, "this can't be right", and proceeds to manually type in my full date of birth for verification.
I'm 32, so I obviously got the buy the wine, but the fact that she couldn't believe I was over 21 made my night. Biggest compliment I've gotten in a while.
...the fact that she couldn't believe I was over 21 made my night. Biggest compliment I've gotten in a while.
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I wanted to hit Like and LOL, but the site would only allow me to choose one. Good for you, Xandrya!! :D
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Spit out the location of the fountain of youth you've been drinking from, woman.