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9 days ago
Current What if I need a big tiddy goth, not therapy?
14 days ago
Hot take, but I'll allow it.
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14 days ago
Beer is liquid bread. Pop-tarts are ravioli. Corn dogs are Popsicles. I will not be explaining.
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21 days ago
Having a panic attack? Try shaking your ass to the Mama Mia soundtrack instead.
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1 mo ago
In that case, *I* am looking for six men to sacrifice.
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Haley ★ 24 ★ Taurus ★ EST ★ Casual Level Group Writer


Welcome fellow writer. I go by many names, but you can call me Haley or pretty much anything else. I stick to causal level groups here on the forum. I have a soft spot for thunderstorms, dark humor, strong coffee, animals, pretty words, feminine rage, mythologies, and all things that go 'bump' in the night. I've lived in the same small southern Appalachian town my whole life, and aim to travel one day. I'm open to the occasional random conversation, but please do not message me asking to write one-on-one; it's simply not something I do these days.

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You mouth breathing, knuckle dragging, glue sniffing, room temperature IQ having, dumbass.
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Maybe it's the biological code working in over drive, but no child ever has to worry about anything around me. Hungry? Wanna play? Got big questions? I've got it all covered. I can't count how many times I've helped a wondering/lost kid over the years. I wonder if they remember me at all.
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When I worked in the deli, we used to have to keep cheese samples for customers. One week, it was Muenster. I decided to use the Muenster samples as a 'base' for a stick man me and my friends created. Cheese for his 'leg', taped toothpicks for the body, and then we drew a face on the grape for his head.

We named him Fred Muenster.

Our manager made us throw him in the trash.

He had a legendary four hours of existence.


Update: I found a picture of Fred.


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Fun fact: I have a Taurus stellium in my tenth house, and a Sagittarius stellium in my fifth house.

I think that ASL should be taught in American public schools.
When I worked in a deli, this girl I worked with sliced about 1/16th" of her thumb off. Only skin, but she bled pretty badly.


A guy I worked with sliced his pinky on one of the deli slicers. Didn't go to the hospital, just tried to bandaid it shut. Long story short, he had to go to the ER and have the infection removed and get it sewed anyway. He had also missed his workers comp window. #RIP

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On the topic of jobs, I now work at a chiropractic clinic.
When I worked in the deli, we used to have to keep cheese samples for customers. One week, it was Muenster. I decided to use the Muenster samples as a 'base' for a stick man me and my friends created. Cheese for his 'leg', taped toothpicks for the body, and then we drew a face on the grape for his head.

We named him Fred Muenster.

Our manager made us throw him in the trash.

He had a legendary four hours of existence.
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