Hello!! :o)

[Horoscope]

Hello! Just call me Bumpkin, your local space aesthetic boi.
I love roleplaying and getting to know people, though I'm kinda more for roleplaying, to be honest.
I'm a student and I focus a lot on my artwork and writing, but I love to create stories with other people,
so if you're interested, that would be amazing!

Genres I do;
~ Romance; mostly male x male, but I can make exceptions.
~ Phycological horror; I love to have something with great detail of a character's perception of the world, how they would slice into someone, mentally scar them, twist them. Basically. ANYTHING.
~ NSFW; I need a story and reasons for this one, as I'm a lover of cutesy romance, but some rough stuff is welcome and I'm open to kinks. ;3
~ Cutesy; Basically just stuff with adorable moments and cuddles and stuff, for those days when we need our chillouts. This can also be for admins.
~ High school/College; I LOVE cliches!! Plus we can add so much more to this than just plain boring high school.
Honestly, I could go on!!
Basically just please message me and we can sort stuff out! :oD

[Sirkaithethird]

Welcome to the guild

[Mae]

:o) :o) :o) :o)

Welcome to the guild, you sound like a very creative person, I'm sure you'll fit in great here :D You might find what you're looking for in the 1x1 section by the sounds, though there are also plenty of High School/College rps that you might like kicking around the group sections too.

[Monacho]

Welcome to the Guild. Don't go insane. Note: This will be hard.

@Horoscope

But what's in your backpack if you keep the goods in your coat?

@StrangeMerchant

[Monacho]

(Spam)

[Darcel]

How they would slice into someone, mentally scar them, twist them. Basically. ANYTHING.

@Horoscope

Agreed, pure manipulation and incite torture are my favorite so far, the beauty of the dark side. That being said, understanding the human mind just teaches us how to fix ruin it better. Oh well, that's what my sadistic self thinks.

Note: Be insane.

[Horoscope]

@Chasebloodcrest I totally agree! Well if you're ever interested in a twisted RP with that sorta stuff, hmu. I really can't wait to see what we could create together.

[Horoscope]

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ A Strange Merchant ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

WELCOME, stranjuh!

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I’m not surprised to see you here, stranjuh. Many adventurers have traveled this way in search of fine weapons and oddities. No doubt you’ve heard about the tragedy that befell the community here at the Guild. Some say that the G-Virus, bane of role players, is slowly enveloping the community once again. I don’t know if I believe that, but I have noticed from time to time that people will mysteriously disappear. They disappear without word and without notice, hidden by Lord SalaMahz and his cult. Maybe it’s nothing. But it always helps to be properly armed, stranjuh! You see, shortly before Guildfall had occurred similar disappearances were common as well and strange rumors began to ravage even the most common parts of the guild. The difference there, stranjuh, is that they didn't have the privelege of perusing my grand assortment of guns, explosives, and all else inbetween! You’ll find others who put trust in me and my merchandise, and you'll have to agree, stranjuh, that they're quite well off for the decision. Of course, stanjuh, the great shadow that cut down the Guild before will come back, to take those that evaded their grasp the first time. But if you’re still alive before then, I’ll be more than happy to accommodate any self defense needs you may have!

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You should always keep an eye out for my lanterns, stranjuh. Of course, you might find more than you bargained for on the way. Hehehe...

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@StrangeMerchant

Don't worry, I'm sure I'll be fine. But keep me updated and I'm sure we can figure this out. Heheh...

[A Man Is No One]

@Horoscope

Don't mistake "A Strange Merchant" as the original. He is but a poor imposter of the original. While the pleasure will seem lackluster at this point it is but a commonality for my regular activity on the guild to include this little post for all new comers. Enjoy what you can.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ E. L. Gainsborough ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Greetings Stranger,

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I’m not surprised to see your kind here. Many adventurers have traveled this way since the recent troubles had passed. No doubt you’ve heard about the tragedy that befell the community here at the Guild. Some say that the Guildfall, bane of role players, is slowly enveloping the community once again. I don’t know if I believe that, but I have noticed from time to time that posts or players will mysteriously disappear. They disappear without word and without notice, hidden by the leaders of our community. Maybe it’s nothing. But rumors and sideways glances seems to trail in their wake. You see, shortly before Guildfall had occurred similar disappearances were common as well and strange rumor began to ravage even the most common parts of the guild. But until more evidence is uncovered I’ll remain here within this community and so should you. You’ll find interesting role play ideas across all the various topics categories here on the Guild and a few of mine or ones that I participate in as well. However, I would make sure you save your own information before the shadow that fell over the Guild before the fall once again consumes us all. But if you’re still alive before then, I’ll be more than happy to accommodate any role playing needs you may have if I can.

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You should talk to some of the others, too. Guildmod has sent you a PM package to add with your new arrival and there are any number of veterans who are more than qualified to answer your questions. Maybe they can tell you more.

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[Horoscope]

@ELGainsborough Oh, okay, sorry. I didn't know. But I'm happy you told me. Thank you.

[skidcrow]

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ N.A. Veeseal ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

What the fuck did you just say about me, Stranger?

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I’m not surprised to see you little bitches here. Many adventurers have traveled this way since my recent secret raids on Al-Qaeda have passed. No doubt you’ve heard about my over 300 confirmed kills here at the Guild. Some say that my gorilla warfare, bane of my targets, is slowly enveloping my secret network of spies once again. I don’t know if I believe that, but I have noticed from time to time that maggots are wiped the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. They disappear without word and without notice, hidden by the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Maybe it’s nothing. But rumors and sideways glances seems to show I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. You see, shortly before Guildfall had occurred similar "clever" comments that brought down unholy retribution. But until I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, I'll be here and so will you. You’ll find I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed force. However, I would make sure you hold your fucking tongue. But if you’re still alive before then, I’ll make sure you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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this is the original I swear also welcome