[CHAR] Everything is Normal

Boris Beatup - A thirty year old man who idolises the greasers of the mid-1900's, to the point of practically impoverishing himself to stock his hotel room with appropriate imagery, not to mention upkeeping a vintage chopper which could really do with wholesale replacement. Despite this severe lack of money, he has somehow acquired a contained plasma sword from the internet, which, despite being easily concealed due to how it slides into itself, is able to cut through most substances when active due to how hot the "blade" gets, though it needs frequent and quite exertive recharging when in use and is almost certainly illegal to own, let alone use.

He also happens to have a twin brother raised in Ireland, Jerry Heatup, and a half-sister raised separately by his father, Gwyne. He hates both of them with a passion - Jerry for being way more successful than him on top of being married to a rich beautiful wife who runs an MMA league, and Gwyne for being a world-famous martial artist under said rich beautiful wife, as well as for repeatedly hitting on Boris over the phone whenever she gets drunk.

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