Explain an Anime Plot Badly

[Majoraa]

Shy teen turns into edgy cannibal after a building fell on him. Or something.

[Carmine Celica]

Machine guns are girls and go to school.

[Majoraa]

Giant naked people vs scale model of a kingdom.

[Carmine Celica]

Three girly boys meet up and fuck each other in one big trap orgy.

[Majoraa]

Almost 16 kids die from a stuffed bear.

[Carmine Celica]

Some asshole's wandering dick syndrome gets himself and nearly everyone around him killed. On the bright side, he gets to go on nice boat ride in the end. Well... some of him does.

[Jurassic Weeb]

Bland loser somehow attracts the love of multiple smoking hot young ladies. Everyone else baffled.

[Todd Howard]

girl who thinks shes a guy stuck in an MMO world tries to uncover the secrets of a gooey tentacle monster and a cyber loli

[Carmine Celica]

Big titted Devil Lord and her Hero husbando try to save the world with the awesome power of economics.

[Todd Howard]

anime david bowie wants a quiet life

[Carmine Celica]

A different Devil Lord tries to take over the world with the awesome power of a fast food chain.

[Todd Howard]

Son of a professional wrestler rises to the top of the wrestling federation by crying and farting

[Mattchstick]

@Raddum Ultimate Muscle?

[Darcel]

A guy with deadly notebook has issues when it comes to alphabets, specifically the letter L.

[Todd Howard]

@Raddum Ultimate Muscle?

@Mattchstick

Bingo.

A guy with deadly notebook has daddy-issues when it comes to alphabets, specifically the letter L.

@Chasebloodcrest

oh shit we're repeating animes already

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a young girl befriends some furry who acts like a dog and then goes through massive amounts of filler

[SleepingSilence]

(@Raddum I have an infinite number of anime. I will not be stopped.)

Suffer while you watch aliens that look like humans receive text messages to hang themselves and have sex.

[Todd Howard]

Man with an afro travels the world with an underaged girl, some guy who fights with farts, the sun, and a jiggling jelly to protect his nosehairs.

[Jurassic Weeb]

Students must kill mach 20 octopus who immaculately grooms targets in retaliation.

[Todd Howard]

Two boston brothers swing their arms from side to side

[Flightless_Soul]

Kid on skates beats jackasses with a bat