Old Dog, New Tricks

[Doubting Thomas]

Hi everybody! I'm a prodigal play by post RPer returning to forum play after years of absence - I started when I was around 13, but lost track around college and real jobs. I've since found myself with substantial time on my hands, which I've been trying to use for creative writing with limited success, so I figured a return to forums would spark my creativity (and motivation!) while also providing some much needed entertainment.

I'm a fan of any genre as long as the plot is solid, and I prefer longer, more advanced RPs. Looking forward to getting to know everybody and dig into some good stories!

NB - I'm currently based in sub Saharan Africa and occasionally have issues getting WiFi each day, so strap in for some irregular posting at bizarre hours!

[Lady Absinthia]

Welcome to our little slice of insanity. Straitjackets are on the right, padded rooms are on the left. Sadly we are currently out of meds, someone raided the closet. Anywho, enjoy your stay in Confusedville.

[Tyler Night]

Places a platter of sushi out.

Welcome to the guild. Few things to note.

1. Be Fonz cool.

2. Don't sign any contracts with Arena Snow.

3. Watch out for the Banana's in dog suits, dogs in banana suits are trustworthy.

4. Careful about the monkey in a trench coat and a diaper.

5. Don't accept any food unless it is from myself, Mag Lev or Souffle Girl. We are the guild chef and foodies.