The Corrupt a Wish Game

[Jurassic Weeb]

A game I got into on another forum. The premise is simple: someone makes a wish, and the next person corrupts it. Example:

I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted, but it's all drug money and the FBI are about to break down your door.

Simple enough.

I wish I had an XBox One and games of my choice.

[Todd Howard]

no

[Bishop]

@Otaku95
Granted, but you can only play hentai games which contain specific fetishes which you hate.

I wish someone linked me the OST melancholic music used in Himekishi Lilia during some scenes.

[The0Darrhnehh]

Every soundtrack is bass-boosted to earrape

I wish to have cookies right now

[Jurassic Weeb]

Granted, but the only person willing is this guy.

I wish for world peace.

[Forett]

Granted.
All of humanity is killed by a virus leaving no survivors. The world is finally at peace.

I wish I was not so hungry.

[Kipsateking]

Granted, but food no longer has any taste.

I wish I could sleep and wake up on command.

[Jurassic Weeb]

Granted, but it's never at your command.

I wish I could have some Dairy Queen right now.

[ArenaSnow]

Granted. It just so happens there's a rat outbreak in the kitchen.

I wish for porn.

[Jurassic Weeb]

Granted, but it's all ero-guro of the most frightening variety.

I wish people would leave Tide PODS-chan alone.

[Todd Howard]

Granted. But Earth-Chan is harassed instead.

I wish for Free and Casual to be merged. They are one and the same at this point anyways

[BrobyDDark]

Granted, but now its just a second 1x1

I wish I had special eyes

[ArenaSnow]

granted, they're especially shitty

I wish I had good grammar.

[Jurassic Weeb]

w1sh grunted bu7 erry1's grmr sux so bad u KYS lol

I wish for the destruction of humanity via memes.

[ArenaSnow]

Granted. Now there are six trillion dat boi riding around.

I wish for war.

[Jurassic Weeb]

I wish I was a wizard.

[Mariana Collie]

Granted, you are a forty year old virgin.

I wish I could fly

[Jurassic Weeb]

Granted, but it's not the cool superhero flying, it's the "cartoon-character-who-realized-he-got-duped-and-is-about-to-fall-off-a-cliff" flying.

I wish the next Godzilla movie was out RIGHT NOW!

[Kipsateking]

Granted, but you can't watch it only have other people tell you how good it is.

I wish I could speak to animals.

[TheUnknowable]

@KipsatekingGranted, but it seems they only want to insult you.

I wish I had a sports car.