The Corrupt a Wish Game

[Carlyle]

Granted, but you no longer have a kitchen counter.

I wish for decent rolls in my tabletop sessions.

[Jurassic Weeb]

Granted but rather than dice the "decent rolls" are in fact of the pastry variety.

I wish I could respec all of my stats IRL like in a game.
_{Happy now, @Inkarnate?}

[Mariana Collie]

Granted but your HUD is public and everyone can see just how much you've forsaken all but your favorite

I wish I could BE the dog