Game: Who can post a picture of a toad?

[gorgenmast]

It must be slightly large and brown or purple.

[Carlyle]

Got you, fam.

My Hider

[Jurassic Weeb]

Here's a few more bois.

Hider

[gorgenmast]

These are quality toads, cherished chums. May you sire many boys of Circassian descent, and your goblets overflow with honeyed toadspawn. May you enjoy the fruits of the labor of others, and may you drink the blood of a Tatar horse-thief. May your womenfolk have all their teeth. May your serfs harvest many beets and few turnips.

[ayzrules]

what if this is a rickroll

[gorgenmast]

Another fine hedge-frog, dear sirrah. May your hens lay only brown eggs, and your girls keep all ten of their toes.

[Luna_Maria]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THREAD

[Luna_Maria]

common guys, post more pictures of toads

[mdk]

it's harmless for your brain

[Luna_Maria]

[Awson]

^

Di(ge/sgu)sting.

[gorgenmast]

Love it! Love it! LOOOOVE it! Toad of the year, folks!

[Luna_Maria]

[gorgenmast]

@Luna_Maria

I masturbated four times to this image. Once because I wanted to. Thrice because I needed to.

[Luna_Maria]

[gorgenmast]

My preferred method of masturbation is to bend a paperclip straight and insert it into my urethra

[Luna_Maria]

I heard a lot of guys do that, it strengthens the muscles of their penis wall so that it can cum faster?

[RabidRabbit]

[Kooch4ever]

toad.