Your previous life.

[ArenaSnow]

Post here and I will word for word tell you what you were in your past life.

[Elgappa]

Go ahead, mate!

[stark]

Let's do this.

[BrokenPromise]

Im going to use this to check and make sure you're telling the truth.

[AlteredTundra]

Do your worst.

[The Harbinger of Ferocity]

This can only end well, so consider me interested.

[gorgenmast]

No need. I already know that I am the reincarnation of Jeffrey Dahmer. My past and future lives are written in the muddy pawprints of my pet cat Mister Nibbles. There is nothing you know that I do not.

[Kooch4ever]

I was a ni**a. Why would I like big butts when I'm white now?

[Vampy]

It couldn't hurt, sounds like fun !!

[Darcel]

I'm in.

[Scarescrow]

In and waiting

[gorgenmast]

♫ Ya, ya tengo más hambre que lo normal
Mi estomago siempre va pidiendo más
Esto hay que comprarlo con tanto apuro

Un taquito

Quiero comer un montón de taquitos
Es la comida que llamo mi favorito
Para engordecerme lo necesito

Un taquito ♫

[Luna_Maria]

Everyone! I am sad to announce that Arenasnow, otherwise known as the imbecile of RPGguild, has died!

An article was posted somewhere that Arenasnow consumed too many drugs, assaulted a police officer, and then was shot three times in the torso -- he, sadly, passed away while bleeding in the streets.

Spread the news of his idiocy! We all should learn from his mistakes, god bless this retard's soul.

[gorgenmast]

Big if true

[ArenaSnow]

Go ahead, mate!

@Elgappa

You were a termite. Most termites live long, fulfilling lives eating wood out of people's walls. Your fate was to be smashed quite by accident when a drunkard slammed his glass bottle into the wall, collapsing the section you were in and killing you instantly. You lived for approximately 4 seconds.

Let's do this.

@stark

You were a low ranking member of Stalin's communist party. Your greatest life accomplishment was staring at a german machine gun at the front lines. You died gloriously for your people and were trampled by 2000000 more fuckers just like you.

Im going to use this to check and make sure you're telling the truth.

@BrokenPromise

You didn't exist. There is no such thing as reincarnation for you. The site is a lie.

Do your worst.

@Altered Tundra

You were aborted at 4 months.

This can only end well, so consider me interested.

@The Harbinger of Ferocity

You were a majestic sabertooth tiger, the last of your kind. Nobody expected it when a skinny naked neanderthal somehow managed to throw a rock at your head that struck you just the wrong way, resulting in thirty years of mental deficiency. You fell in glorious combat with a horny deer.

No need. I already know that I am the reincarnation of Jeffrey Dahmer. My past and future lives are written in the muddy pawprints of my pet cat Mister Nibbles. There is nothing you know that I do not.

@gorgenmast

Your pet cat is a demon lord. He has created false signs to ensure that you don't know that you have actually been his servant for the past million years. Your greatest accomplishment in all of those lifetimes was shoveling dung for the glory of the Cat Empire.

I was a ni**a. Why would I like big butts when I'm white now?

@Kooch4ever

You were mixed. Nobody loved you, and you never got the butts.

I'm in.

@Chasebloodcrest

You were present in one of the largest battles of World War II. Unfortunately, you were a young dung-slinger at the edge of the battlefield, and were accidentally hit by a cannon fired by your own country of origin.

In and waiting

@Scarescrow

This is your first incarnation. It will probably be your last.

♫ Ya, ya tengo más hambre que lo normal
Mi estomago siempre va pidiendo más
Esto hay que comprarlo con tanto apuro

Un taquito

Quiero comer un montón de taquitos
Es la comida que llamo mi favorito
Para engordecerme lo necesito

Un taquito ♫

@gorgenmast

You were an asshole. You don't need to be psychic to know that

Everyone! I am sad to announce that Arenasnow, otherwise known as the imbecile of RPGguild, has died!

An article was posted somewhere that Arenasnow consumed too many drugs, assaulted a police officer, and then was shot three times in the torso -- he, sadly, passed away while bleeding in the streets.

Spread the news of his idiocy! We all should learn from his mistakes, god bless this retard's soul.

@Luna_Maria

bitch

[The Harbinger of Ferocity]

You were a majestic sabertooth tiger, the last of your kind. Nobody expected it when a skinny naked neanderthal somehow managed to throw a rock at your head that struck you just the wrong way, resulting in thirty years of mental deficiency. You fell in glorious combat with a horny deer.

I can say now with some certainty that @ArenaSnow possesses some level of fortune telling aptitude.

[Majoraa]

Let's-a go!

[Scarescrow]

@ArenaSnow huh, quite there but not there yet.

[BrokenPromise]

<Snipped quote by BrokenPromise>

You didn't exist. There is no such thing as reincarnation for you. The site is a lie.

@ArenaSnow

Or did I always exist?

: O

[ArenaSnow]

Let's-a go!

@Majoras End

You were a massively experienced female prostitute who slept with 3 nation rulers, a few dozen rich people, and a few thousand men who just needed to get off. Unfortunately, you met your end in a horrible freak accident involving a strapon and baking powder.