[OOC] Godspeed!

[Valorous]

@Valorous But... but there are no chicks.

@Lord Zee

So we've got a talking pumpkin man but no wamen?
Interesting

[Capt0blivious]

@Lord Zee why not have uncle Larwen make some women for them so he can have lotsa humans to perfect later, hm?

[Lord Zee]

@Capt0blivious Lmao, that would not go well.

[Lauder]

Guys, guys, guys, guys.

[Capt0blivious]

@Lauder oh god, the idea is to eat them isn't it

[Lauder]

@Capt0blivious

Why do you assume my idea is to always eat something? ;-;

[Capt0blivious]

@Lauder Because kiko eats eveything, that's literally her only motivation; to eat shit

I still wanna hear that idea though

[Lauder]

@Capt0blivious

Well too bad. You hurt my feelings.

[Capt0blivious]

@Lauder

[Lauder]

@Lauder

@Capt0blivious

[LokiLeo789]

[Capt0blivious]

@Lauder so, if you're not gonna share your idea, I'm gonna share my really shitty one

[Capt0blivious]

So, I propose we create something called a bootysaurus; so basically, this species (if you've ever played pokemon) will act like a breeding ditto for all other creatures with reproductive organs (except these things can't shapeshift), so, we will only ever need to worry about creating a couple of individuals when trying to create new intelligent species!

so, whatcha guys think?

[Leotamer]

You know, having a progenitor race might not be a bad idea. But I think you pitched in one of the worst fashions possible.

[Capt0blivious]

@Leotamer probably

[Kho]

I'll save us from Capt's bootysaurous hell and put this out there - Newygnong totally forced herself upon each of those four human males and birthed some human females for us. Don't ask how, sharrup.

We could also go with - 'o. guys. forgot to say. humans are all dead - newygnong ate them in a fit of rage after they ran away from her and called her ugleh. THIS IS AN ANTI-HUMAN WORLD. EMBRACE FAE-KIND AND BUGS!'

[Antarctic Termite]

@Capt0blivious that's pretty much what the Elizer spell was meant to be, in reverse- thanks to his blessed loins, ANYONE could be his breeding ditto. Even the faeries. Even the mermaids. _{maybe even the golems}

@everyone who PM's me, I'll get back to you soon.

[Carbonatter]

I also think that there are no female centaurs.

@Leotamer

There's only one centaut currently and that one is male... I could create an entire species that is solely female but looks exactly like a human, queue outerbreeding and tadahhhhhhh - the first offspring...

[Leotamer]

I didn't think about this when I did it, but it works so prefectly. The spooky mountain of the evil god is now covered in dense fog.

[Capt0blivious]

humans are all dead - newygnong ate them in a fit of rage after they ran away from her and called her ugleh.

@kho

Would this be pre-sword? Or post sword?