[IC] Mutant war (closed)

[Shadow Dragon]

He lands and roars at Jack, his mouth glowing with black fire. "Drop the weapon or cook, fleshbag." His tail lashes, catching a random biker in the gut, sending him flying over Copperhead, and smashing into the ground next to her. He lays motionless on the ground.

[Shaktzi]

He stumbled backwards, narrowly avoiding the piece of metal, and barely stopping from falling flat on his ass.
"Whoa now, whoa, easy!" The scoundrel thought quick, wondering how he could get on top this time. An idea flashed through his cunning brain.
"I'm on your side, you slack jawed idiots!" To make his point, he fired a few shots towards the bikers.
"I was sent by," he frowned as he pulled a name from the air " Jose to cover this convoy, as an outrider!" He turned a genuinely hateful glare at copperhead.
"Don't you k ow the major put a bounty on your head?! I'm here to stop you from losing it."
'Oh for the love of god, believe me!" He thought.

[Dealdric]

@Shaktzi@Shadow Dragon
Copperhead drove over. She hopped off and heard his pleas. "Who in the fresssh hell is Jossse? Well, it don't mater, do with him what you will. That other biker you trassshed had a grenade, how much do you bet I can get it in the busss from here?" she hissed tossing it with a clink each time her claws touched it.

[Shadow Dragon]

He takes a deep sniff, and hisses. "If you really were sent by a friend, what's the password?" He snarls, baring his fangs. He glances at Copperhead. "What's on the table to bet?" He then turns his burning eyes on Jack.

[Dealdric]

@Shadow Dragon
Copperhead let out a laugh that was more of a hiss. "If I loose, I have to accompany you for three years. I win, and you have to be my companion for the same amount of time." and she looked at the bus. She turned back and smiled coyly. "Agreed?"

[Shadow Dragon]

He bares his fangs in a grin. "Agreed. Take the shot." He licks his lips, and whispers in Jacks ear, "If you betray us, I will eat you alive." His fangs an inch from his ear.

[Dealdric]

@Shadow Dragon

"With pleasure." and she jumped up and tossed, pulling the pin as it left her hand. It flew at the bus like a cannon ball. It entered the window and stayed in. "Yesss! I w-" BOOOOM! and the bus parts went flying. She blinked unresponsively. "That had more kick than I thought..."

[Shadow Dragon]

"Heh, do remember that the bus did have a gas tank. You ever light gasoline on fire? Still, that was a big explosion, I wonder what else heard it?..."

[Shaktzi]

His face went pale beneath the grime, as he racked his mind for answers. "Password?" He snorted derisively. "I'm an outlier and a scout, I was never supposed to get this close to you guys, and YOU," he was proud of how still his finger was in the face of the beast. "Weren't part of my job description, so maybe we ought be wondering who sent you, you leather winged fire spittin' toad?"
Half his mind panicked at what he was saying. 'Oh right, insult the thing that threatened to cook and eat you. Good show, you're a fucking genius!'
A stubborn man, he focused on the bounty, and willed himself to stare in the mutations eyes, ignoring the bowel loosening explosion.

[Shadow Dragon]

His eyes glow in anger, and his jaws open, filled with black rolling flames. "I'm feeling generous, I'll you a second chance. Would you rather retract that statement, or melt alive? You get one go." His talons curl, tearing into the earth with ease.

[Dealdric]

@Shaktzi@Shadow Dragon

She slithered over to the man in an inhuman position. She tasted the air around him. She inhaled deeply, and hissed in delight. "If you don't eat him, I'll do ssso. I haven't eaten in a bit, and ssssomething whole is appealing..." she hissed as she stared at him with hungry cold eyes. Then she stood up, into an indifferent attitude. "...If I was a damned cannibal. What is this? The Cretaceous period? I think not." and she went over to a dead body. She scavenged a protein bar from him. She ripped the wrapper and ate the bar whole. "Besides, Kronos, we need to get moving. Earliar I promised you a fight, and now you have three whole years to spend with a former cop turned mutant forest guide." She looked at the bounty hunter. "We could bring him with us, but I'm going to check him for beacons and walky-talkies. And I mean a full body cavity search." and she pulled gloves out of a pouch on her side.

[Shaktzi]

What the snake lady had said began to click in his mind. "A wh- a cavity- oh no no no no no, ain't now a damned mut- I mean, not with them claws, you aint!" His eyes were wide as she pulled the gloves on. "I'm all for a cavity search, just not when done to me!" He gestured to his rag tag attire, bits of Kevlar strapped together with whatever was lying about, holey clothe.
"Do I look like so important that someone would waste valuable tech on me?"

[Shadow Dragon]

He hisses, "You wil comply, or you will die. I give no other options." He shrugs. "We don't take chances around here."

[Dealdric]

@Shadow Dragon@Shaktzi

Copperhead smiled. "And the board is in consensus." and she pulled the other glove on with a snap.

20 minutes later...

"All done. And now to be rid of these." and she pulled off both gloves simultaneously. She looked at the obviously scared and pathetic man with a amused smile. She looked at Phazer. "So who's caring him?"

[Shaktzi]

He muttered and groaned and he redid his belt, walk funnily as he made his way to his rifle. He pointedly did not look at the mutants as he decided this would one of those jobs that he didn't brag about to whores and fellow gamblers, right up the with the bandit Hannibal shit-salinger.
"Are ya happy now, ya kinky witch?! I think ya ripped me sphincter...."
He ran a hand over his stubble covered, somewhat handsome face. "Wait, where we going now? You monsters just got done murdering dozens of bandits! I'd think a brew is in order, aye?"

[Dealdric]

@Shaktzi@Shadow Dragon

Copperhead hissed. "I don't drink. Plusss, I have a job to finisssh. And due to Phazer loosssing the bet, he mussst come with. And me not trusssting you, and turning your insssides to jelly, I'm bringing you with me to sssee if anyone I work with knowsss ya'." She sped up to him and glowered down at him. "And call me a "kinky witch" again and I will eat you. And I'll bite you first so you'll be goin' down dead and green!" she licked her lips. She saw some chain from another broken vehicle. She picked it up with her tail and hissed again. "Now turn around, for you are under arrest. Your rights are as follows: A bath once a week, Basic provisions, a half burned book, and someone to torment you with bad puns, mainly me. Anything you say can and will be used against you. Anything you own and use will be burned and salvaged should you die." and she chained him around his wrists from behind.

[Shaktzi]

Jack winced as the metal cut into his wrists,making sure to keep his muscles flexed, for wriggle room later on.
"Oh, for the love of all thats valuable, are reading me my rights? Is this some kind of freakin' joke, or are you as crazy a mutant as ya look?" He let out an involuntary chuckle at the absurdity of the notion; Law, proper law, in these parts. Who did this lizard think she was kidding? "Sweet cheeks, there ain't been anyone upholding rights and shit since the rocks came down." The chuckle turn inot a rolling, almost manic laugh as the whole situation finally got to him. A slightly crazy grin, hinting at deepset madness, came to him as he turned towards Kronos. "And what are YOU, then, her deputy?" He snorted and shifted uncomfortably.
"Here I was, trying to help some folks out...." Lies, lies, and lies.

[Shadow Dragon]

His eyes glow bloodred. "We don't trust you. Two things. One, shut up, or I'll take off a limb. Two, we are survivalist trying to survive the end of the world. Why would we trust someone we just met?" He begins to shimmer, and turns into a tall armor clad warrior, broadsword on his shoulder.

[Dealdric]

@Shadow Dragon@Shaktzi

Copperhead quickly grabs the chained and humiliated man and throws him on her shoulder. "I think it's time we go. So, running or riding?"

[Shaktzi]

"Put me down, ya slimy lizard!" He squirmed ineffectively, scowling. I can use me own damned leg, don't something like you to get me where we're goin'."