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REDWOOD APARTMENTS
BLK 3 LOT 6, Rebecca Ln., Silvervale, Oregon
Looking for an affordable accomodation? Something in the center of the city within walking distance to the Mall,
the prolific Silvervale University, the plaza and pretty much every function? The Redwood Apartment by Rebecca's
Hole is perfect for you. Home to the best buns in town as the first floor houses Bert's Bakes and Coffee so you
get to wake up to the smell of freshly baked bread.
-Inquire on-site or reach through bert_bakes@yahoomail.com
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Aside from the tacky flyer, the pitch is irresistible.
"A tacky fyler doesn't always mean a tacky place", you think to yourself.
The RP will start on the 13th of February 2019 a day before the 14th when the annual "Tinker Throwing" at Silver Swamp is held. The Tinker Throwing ceremony kicks off Silvervale's annual foundation fair which lasts for 1 week, other activities this year are as follows: The Silver Egg hunt, Name The Plaza, "Tinker Town -The tale of Silvervale" performed at the University Theatre, Local Band/Artist performances at the Plaza, Tinker Fair at Tinker Base, and lastly "The Send-off March and Bonfire". There's a free tour of the city by some native historians for those who are interested in knowing more about the myths and lore of Silvervale. Oh, and attendance in the university is loose during the fair, so there's that too.
A notice on the Apartment bulletin says:
February 13: Welcoming celebration for the foundation fair for beloved tenants, a small party on the rooftop: with barbecue, buns, booze, karaoke, fireworks and good company.
-Party starts at 8 P.M., RSVP by this bulletin or you won't get your food nor get to bring a plus one.-