~ WELCOME TO BAR FIGHT, THE BAR WHERE YOU FIGHT. ~
HERE ARE THE RULES FOR BAR FIGHTING.
IM BAD AT GMING AND CANNOT BE FUCKED TO COME UP WITH PLOT LINES. IF YOU'RE NOT INTO IT, MOVE ALONG AND FIND SOMETHING ELSE THAT TICKLES YOUR PICKLE. OTHERWISE, COME ON IN AND THROW A PUNCH OR TWO.
IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS, JUST YELL THEM HERE.
RULE 1 - CAPS ONLY, OTHERWISE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU. THIS INCLUDES THE OOC.
RULE 2 - EVERYONE MUST FIGHT.
RULE 3 - CHARACTER TALKING IS NOT ALLOWED TO EXCEED CHARACTER FIGHTING.
RULE 4 - THIS BAR EXISTS IN A MULTI-UNIVERSAL INTERSECTION NOT BOUND BY THE CONVENTIONAL LAWS OF REALITY. THIS MEANS ITS PATRONS ARE COMPRISED OF BOTH HUMANS AND NOT-HUMANS, SO GO CRAZY WITH YOUR CHARACTERS. HAVE AS MANY AS YOU WANT.
RULE 5 - SEVERE AND FATAL INJURIES MAY BE FREELY INFLICTED UPON ONE ANOTHER. IF YOU DON'T LIKE SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS TO YOUR CHARACTER, JUST HAVE THEM WALK IT OFF. MAMA AIN'T RAISE NO BITCH.
RULE 6 - TEAM UPS ARE FUN AND ENCOURAGED. BEAT MEAT ALONE OR IN GROUPS.
RULE 7 - COME IN AND FIGHT, AND LEAVE LIKE A LIL BITCH AS YOU PLEASE. DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE BUSY WITH SCHOOL OR WORK OR WHATEVER. I DON'T GIVE A GOOD GOD DAMN ABOUT YOUR LIFE OUTSIDE OF THIS FUCKING BAR.
RULE 8 - THERE IS NO CHARACTER SHEET. DON'T ASK ME FOR ONE.
RULE 9 - POST LENGTH IS INCONSEQUENTIAL AS LONG AS THERE'S FIGHTING BEING DONE.
RULE 10 - DONT VOTE. EAT TRASH. DO DRUGS. GET CASH. EAT ASS. DIE FAST. THE FUCKING MOTTO. BORN TO DIE. WORLD IS A FUCK.
RULE 2 - EVERYONE MUST FIGHT.
RULE 3 - CHARACTER TALKING IS NOT ALLOWED TO EXCEED CHARACTER FIGHTING.
RULE 4 - THIS BAR EXISTS IN A MULTI-UNIVERSAL INTERSECTION NOT BOUND BY THE CONVENTIONAL LAWS OF REALITY. THIS MEANS ITS PATRONS ARE COMPRISED OF BOTH HUMANS AND NOT-HUMANS, SO GO CRAZY WITH YOUR CHARACTERS. HAVE AS MANY AS YOU WANT.
RULE 5 - SEVERE AND FATAL INJURIES MAY BE FREELY INFLICTED UPON ONE ANOTHER. IF YOU DON'T LIKE SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS TO YOUR CHARACTER, JUST HAVE THEM WALK IT OFF. MAMA AIN'T RAISE NO BITCH.
RULE 6 - TEAM UPS ARE FUN AND ENCOURAGED. BEAT MEAT ALONE OR IN GROUPS.
RULE 7 - COME IN AND FIGHT, AND LEAVE LIKE A LIL BITCH AS YOU PLEASE. DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE BUSY WITH SCHOOL OR WORK OR WHATEVER. I DON'T GIVE A GOOD GOD DAMN ABOUT YOUR LIFE OUTSIDE OF THIS FUCKING BAR.
RULE 8 - THERE IS NO CHARACTER SHEET. DON'T ASK ME FOR ONE.
RULE 9 - POST LENGTH IS INCONSEQUENTIAL AS LONG AS THERE'S FIGHTING BEING DONE.
RULE 10 - DONT VOTE. EAT TRASH. DO DRUGS. GET CASH. EAT ASS. DIE FAST. THE FUCKING MOTTO. BORN TO DIE. WORLD IS A FUCK.
IM BAD AT GMING AND CANNOT BE FUCKED TO COME UP WITH PLOT LINES. IF YOU'RE NOT INTO IT, MOVE ALONG AND FIND SOMETHING ELSE THAT TICKLES YOUR PICKLE. OTHERWISE, COME ON IN AND THROW A PUNCH OR TWO.
IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS, JUST YELL THEM HERE.