NSA - NSFW 18+ MxF or MxM RP

[YourHeart]

Greetings, this thread is simply for 18+ non-story structured role plays of the naughty PM variety.
NSA = No Strings Attached
NSFW = Not Safe For Work
Have something you've been wanting to do but haven't had anyone to try it with?
Just ask me. Worse comes to worse I tell you no thanks.

We will discuss more behind closed doors. Message me if you want.

^{Please put the name of this thread as the subject of your message so I know you're referring to this.}

[Foster]

For a second I thought this'd be a Nat'l Security Agency, Non-Sanctioned Fun-Weasel RP.

[YourHeart]

And this is why I included definitions. But that's hilarious.

[Headless]

I imagined just a National Security agency NSFW rp...

"Gimme a sec, I need to find a condom."

"Bottom left drawer."

"Excuse me?"

"Can you grab tbat strawberry lube you bought last week as well?"

"... Get out."

[Penny]

@Headless

Two NSA agents fall in lust while listening in to phone sex from another couple with two separate warrant less wire taps.

[YourHeart]

@Penny Holy shit that's hilariously genius.

[shaitarn]

@Penny I would be totally up for RPing that!

[YourHeart]

Despite the jokes above I am still looking for people to write with thanks! :)

[YourHeart]

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[YourHeart]

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[Mitheral]

Is it wrong that I thought something similar? I mean ... I actually WORKED for NSA (just not in a wiretapping section). Yes, that's right I was James Bond - the desk jockey version.