"Long ago, God told all the animals he was throwing a banquet tomorrow, and not to be late. The mischievous rat told his neighbour, the cat, that the banquet was the day after tomorrow. So, the next day, all the animals lined up for the banquet, and the rat rode there all the way on the ox's back. All the animals had fun, except for the cat, who was at home sleeping and dreaming for a banquet that would never come."

The next day the rat turned to the cat, who was still upset over missing the banquet, and said only two words:

U mad?