"The tower means disruption, abandonment, end of friendship, bankruptcy, downfall, and unexpected events. Death means unexpected change, loss, failure, transformation, death, and bad luck. Reversed wheel means interruption, outside influences, failure, and bad luck. Reversed moon means trifling mistakes, deception discovered, negative advantage, reversed star means disappointment, bad luck, imbalance, broken dreams, Devil means downfall, unexpected failure, controversy, ravage, disaster, ill tempered, Five of Wands means lawsuit or quarrel, courage, competition, Reversed Empress means inaction, lack on concentration, vacillation, anxiety, infidelity, and Three of Wands means carelessness, arrogance, pride, and mistakes." He looks at Rosa. "Ok, but don't hurt or blame me if you don't like what they say. They've never been wrong. Ever." He reshuffles the deck, and begins dealing out cards in a star fashion, then a square, then a diamond, then he picks out nine cards, and flips them over one by one. "Hum. You got the Fool, High Priestess, Hermit, Strength, Wheel, Star, Reversed Devil, Ace of Swords, and Seven of Pentacles. Figures. The cards hate the oracle, and love everyone else." The cards shudder on the ground, floating slightly. The Hermit card glows slightly, and the cards drop back to the ground.