Confess, Spam

[Dinh AaronMk]

confess

[gorgenmast]

Over the course of this human life I have been many things. Among them: a fighter, a teacher, a disciple, an explorer, a conqueror. I have made love to many women and killed just as many men. When my appointed hour arrives and I finally earn my passage through the gates of Valhalla, I shall greet Allfather Odin with a smile on my face, knowing that throughout my many years that I have lived honorably before the Gods and my ancestors. My soul shall be not burdened by neither guilt nor sin.

Save for one.

Forgive me, Allfather.

[DrakeEricsen]

I often eat the last of the left overs and then put the empty plate back in the frig.

[gorgenmast]

I often eat the last of the left overs and then put the empty plate back in the frig.

@DrakeEricsen

[AlteredTundra]

I confess that I have nothing to confess.

[Spambot]

The OP doth request too much.

I know my sins. Do you?

[amorphical]

I confess that everything I do on the internet has no real world effect.

[Polymorpheus]

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[amorphical]

I must confess that I ██████████.

@Polymorpheus

I knew it! XD

[ArkmageddonCat]

I must confess that I ate all the pickles...

Thus is why there were none for the fabled night of hamburger.

[Lady Ostara]

I must confess most of the time, I don’t even know what I’m doing.

[Lucian]

I'm a big dumb gay