Game: [META]

[Mae]

Looking to Jump in?

Here are some actions you can currently take, pick one:

>[ ] Think up Ideas
>[ ] Surf the Forum
>[ ] Drink some Coffee
>[ ] Make an Off-Topic Post [2 familiarity, 5 ideas, 3 energy]
>[ ] Make a Group Chat [3 familiarity, 4 ideas, 4 energy ]

Here are the resources currently available to you:

Resources:

2 / 3 Friends Slaves

8 / 25 Energy
1 / 25 Ideas
2 / 25 Familiarity
2 / 15 Curiosity

You're a new roleplayer who finally decided to make an account on Endless Roleplay™, the only roleplay site left in the internet. It's so old it's built on the carcasses of all the roleplay sites that came before it, compressed into labyrinthian passages of fossilised remains. You should be fine if you stick to the recent pages, though.

You have no idea what you're doing, but who cares? You'll pick it up soon enough.

Do one thing:
>[ ] Think up Ideas
>[ ] Surf the Forum
>[ ] Drink some Coffee

[Dark Cloud]

>[ ] Watch as the Meme demographic slowly goes extinct.

[Little Bill]

>Surf the Forum

[POOHEAD189]

>keep to myself until I see someone else climb out of the ruins to RP

[BrobyDDark]

>plan to start a Thunderdome

[spiral origin]

>Drink some coffee and ask Tyrannikos the Deranged if he intends to invade the forest village later, and if he does, request that he bring back two ripe captives for tonight's ceremony.

[Mae]

@Dark Cloud
You watch in morbid fascination as the last meme dies. Humour is immediately copyrighted and released as an official product.

@Moth
You surf the forum for a little while and become a bit more familiar with Endless Roleplay.

@POOHEAD189
You wait around, sure that sooner or later someone will emerge from the wreckage. Actually, where can you go to meet people here anyway?

@BrobyDDark
You put alot of thought into building a thunderdome. What is the optimal Dome size? Do you need slaves or just volunteers? Are snacks necessary?

@spiral origin

You drink some coffee and make small talk to Tyrannikos about the captive situation. He says that's kinda awkward because he thought Khuthas the Bonecrusher was bringing the captives and he was bringing the sacrifical daggers? But Khuthas always brings the worst captives anyway. You are reminded about Tyrannikos' terrible breath and wish you had more friends on Endless Roleplay™.

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Resources:

3 / 25 Energy
1 / 25 Ideas
1 / 25 Familiarity
0 / 15 Curiousity

Do one thing:

>[ ] Think up Ideas
>[ ] Surf the Forum
>[ ] Drink some Coffee
>[ ] Make an Introduction Post [COST: 1 familiarity, 3 ideas, 3 energy]

[Dark Cloud]

>Make an introduction post while contemplating the human condition.
>Realize I don't know what I'm doing...
>...
>Drink some coffee instead.

[spiral origin]

>Commune with the planets and stars to harvest ideas from the ether, while browsing user profiles and stalking their recent activity for some juicy OOC drama. Try to befriend any users that seem to have decent oral hygiene.

[BrobyDDark]

>realize slaves are just unwilling volunteers and leave to find some to build your Thunderdome

[Little Bill]

> Drink some coffee

[rebornfan320]

>Surf the Forum

[Shovel]

>Lurk under the ruins, baiting any off-guard roleplayers with my "interest check"

[Mae]

@Dark Cloud You drink some coffee, hoping it will give you the energy you need to bite the bullet and make that introduction post. You think you're familiar enough with the forum now to know the right place to post.

@spiral origin You manage to think up some fun ideas for when you're ready to jump into roleplaying. You crawl through the wreckage of dead threads, unable to find active accounts. That's ok, because these dead users probably don't brush their teeth anyway. You bide your time.

@BrobyDDark Unwilling volunteers would be lucky to be a part of your Thunderdome project. Your Thunderdome is going to be the best Thunderdome there is. You wonder if you should hold auditions for the coveted position of slave labourer.

@Moth You drink some coffee, keeping your energy levels steady throughout the day. Can't crash if you keep up the caffeine, right?

@rebornfan320 You surf the forum, gaining some familiarity with the layout. There is no layout, it's a monolith of roleplay carcasses stacked on top of each other. But you do learn not to delve too deep when you stumble across Shovel's lurking spot.

In your delving you do stumble upon something unexpected and gain some curiosity about Endless Roleplay™.

@Shovel You lie in wait, crouched over your interest check and ready to pounce.

Resources:

3 / 25 Energy = -6 + 6
2 / 25 Ideas
2 / 25 Familiarity
1 / 15 Curiosity

Do one thing:

>[ ] Think up Ideas
>[ ] Surf the Forum
>[ ] Drink some Coffee
>[ ] Make an Introduction Post [COST: 1 familiarity, 3 ideas, 3 energy]

[BrobyDDark]

>auditions, yes. Have them showcase their work chops, their skills at pushing around heavy blocks, and their fashion sense for leather riding outfits. One must look fabulous in the wasteland, after all

[Dark Cloud]

>Say "Nyeh heh heh heh" as I think up new ideas to become popular and cool.

[Little Bill]

>Drink some more coffee

[POOHEAD189]

>decides to go and write some fantasy fiction in the writing subforum

[Chuuya]

>Surf the forum

[spiral origin]

"This place needs more peeps, mang."

>Introduce Tyrannikos, Khuthas, and the captives to Endless Roleplay™. Meanwhile check the newest threads to see how recent they are, and what they're about.