The Waste Time Rhyme

[POOHEAD189]

Rules and Example

Hider

So while I've never actually wanted to be a poet, I find myself making poems and riddles often for my writing. This is going to be a very loose poetry game where you need to write 2 full sentences or more. The first sentence must rhyme with what someone said above you, but before you're done you need to write a line that doesn't rhyme so the next person can riff off that. Whatever you write, it needs to be related to 1) the person above, 2) what they said, or 3) why you're in the thread.

Example:

Person 1:
This rhyme is here to waste time

Person 2:
As I read it I'm eating a lime
I wish I knew what to write next

Person 3:
I'm sure you're terribly vexed
Maybe Poo will add a third text
Here it is, what did you expect?

Would a fourth line go too far?

Person 4:
Hopefully this rhyme is one par

etc.

So I will begin...

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Here there be Dragons!

[spiral origin]

Their tails be a-waggin'
As they're laughing out fire

[Raptra]

What do they desire?
Can anyone say?

[POOHEAD189]

They're just here to play
Just beware of their claws

[Dark Cloud]

Ignoring the detailed clause?

Your bound by my contract

[spiral origin]

Did the rules just get hacked
Or am I just confused

[Kenshi]

I'm not at all amused

Why is it so hard to comprehend

[RainyHigh]

Because you and I are not in on the joke, my friend.

Dragons are cool but have you heard of red caps?

[Gendarme]

If you put one on a dragon you will surely get slapped.
Would a dragon ever take your money?

[RainyHigh]

If you were to pay them, I'm sure they'd take the money, I'm not even being funny.

Edit: Have you heard of red cap 'elf' that bathes their cap in blood?

[Kenshi]

Honey, you got it all wrong.

Dragons are hip cats

😎

[RainyHigh]

Hip cats, that have wings and treasure... sure I can agree with that.

I have always wondered... if red caps didn't want to kill, could they use . blood.

(I'll see myself out now, I'm sorry).

[Kenshi]

You'd hafta agree ,if ya didn't, I'd smack ya with a bat *splat*
I saw an elf busta cap or 2 in Santa's bud..

[Dark Cloud]

Fake news, and that degenerate Paul Rudd.
Hollywood fade-in I enter to set the stage,