No school for this guy tomorrow

[halcyonmadman]

Colon shit to find about

[idlehands]

That's usually what's in there.

[halcyonmadman]

As in I can't defecate ._.

[mbl]

[andromedene]

That's called being constipated.

[idlehands]

So...you're literally full of shit.

I'm sure this is beyond simply eating a few bowels bowls of bran cereal.

I'll just stop now, good luck with all that.

[Svenn]

Oksy. No. Get out.

[Cpt Toellner]

My pure-Wisconsinite diet of "cheese on/in everything!" makes it physically impossible for me to be constipated. I literally built up a resistance.

[Svenn]

Blitzkrieg said
My pure-Wisconsinite diet of "cheese on/in everything!" makes it physically impossible for me to be constipated. I literally built up a resistance.

I second that

[andromedene]

Did you tell all your friends why you're missing school?

[The Imagination]

Punch yourself in the gut a bunch of times. Iunno force the shit out. Laxative yourself.

[Overwatch]

Last time I had any gut problems, I had food poisoning.

[halcyonmadman]

Well I'm going on the 26th now.

And I'm not full of shit and I'm proud of you for doin what you did.

And no, I'm not that fucked up. I'll also have to go for sinus issues.