[OOC] Nonsense (A Silly Place) [Jump in]

( > u ,u)> it's the hug monster coming to hug u and take ur donut!
Oh no it got ur donut and u got no hug! ( > u ,u)>( o )

[Guccicorn]

There will be no explanation.
See second post ...

Thank you,
Guccicorn

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@Guccicorn This is stupid, what are you even doing?

@Guccicorn How did you even get out, that door was locked from the outside of the boat before I sank it in lava ... I'm trying to make like ... SOLID boredom come out of my ears. Like force it into reality as a shiny rock or something.

@Guccicorn Yeah i bet you would love some rock ... CRAKROK!

@Guccicorn RUDE! Unless you're legit offering in which case ... ( > u ,u)>[#]

@Guccicorn COMEBACKHERE! I didn't even git a hug QwQ

[Guccicorn]

While these are fine bricks, I have run out of windows. The notes have provided useful feedback tho, and I would like to address one point in particular;

>AHEM< ... >cough choke cough gasp catch breath< ...

This is just a silly inn/cafe/hangout RP where you are welcome to make ridiculous characters and then kill them or vanish them in fantastical or horrifying ways when you git tired of them.

Also, this is a free post rp, I'm just making such long posts because ... when I'm bored, words come out of me.

[Guccicorn]

If the murder turtle is intimidating, remember, it's just a general name and you're being close-minded!

[Guccicorn]

... Okay, update ... the murder turtle DID just ... eat Kevin, who was interviewing to be our part time cook ... but I mean bears murder people all the time and we don't call them murder bears! He's just a turtle with a startling capacity for murder, it doesn't DEFINE him!

BREAKING EDIT: We've just discovered that Kevin, in hopes of landing the job, was wearing Mes Erables from Dior's 'Wild Breakfast' line of men's colognes. At this point, can you even blame the murder turtle ...

As just a kind of side note, I only recently realized that I edited out all the parts about the cafe/inn being placed onto the back of a Gargantuan Snapping Tortoise which Madeline had misidentified as a Murder Turtle, which is the size of a normal turtle but much more nefarious in nature, and is completely different from a tortoise.

[Dark Cloud]

@Guccicorn By the way, solid pentameter. You are a good wordsmith.

[Guccicorn]

@Guccicorn By the way, solid pentameter. You are a good wordsmith.

@Dark Cloud

OwO Dark Cloud say nice thing about me!

tysm ^-^ i liked ur mid-bar rhymes UwU

[Dark Cloud]

@Guccicorn I live to serve the great Guccilord

[Guccicorn]

@Guccicorn I live to serve the great Guccilord

@Dark Cloud

OwO ... :3

[Dark Cloud]

OnO

[Guccicorn]

imma need you basically like carry me around for a whole day so i can know what its like to be tall ...

[Dark Cloud]

imma need you basically like carry me around for a whole day so i can know what its like to be tall ...

@Guccicorn

Unga bunga as the lady commands

[Guccicorn]

<Snipped quote by Guccicorn>

Unga bunga as the lady commands

@Dark Cloud

*is tall for a day, takes over world.*

[Dark Cloud]

@Guccicorn eeeee

[Guccicorn]

*also sees the spider in the corner* Eeeeeee!

[Dark Cloud]

@Guccicorn DESTROY SHPIDA

[Guccicorn]

*one-punches the spider, house explodes* DED!

[Shadow Dragon]

*It explodes into more spiders that fill the building*

[Guccicorn]

*Sets the OOC's reactor to critical* ... none can survive or ... or this will just happen somewhere else ... * w *

[xXSINXx]

@Guccicorn
So no Cs just kinda bs rp for poops and giggles? Hop in at my leisure?

[Dark Cloud]

Pretty much tis optional