Local Pundit makes Terrible Puns and Ruins Everything

[Critic Ham]

Greetings, I am Critic Ham. I make terrible pun-chlines. That is my only purpose in life. Why? Because I enjoy the groans of despair and frustration at unfunny jokes.

[Vampiretwilight]

welcome

[Adhemar]

Critic Ham! Welcome to this awesome guild.

[Critic Ham]

Thanks for the warm welcome, me mates! I'll be sure not to hand out terrible puns to ya, after all, I have a hand-le on such things. Everyone else shall suffer by my hand. :p

[Carlyle]

Welcome to the guild, @Critic Ham. Something tells me the status bar would love your punny jokes.

Just don't tell them I sent you

[Critic Ham]

Welcome to the guild, @Critic Ham. Something tells me the status bar would love your punny jokes.

Just don't tell them I sent you

@Kuro

I'll be sure to tell them then. :p

And I certainly lower the bar on how bad the puns are.