FF2 - part 5? 6? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHAT PART IT IS ANYMORE BUT THIS IS 1/2 of the first update, so other words
just a taste.
So First thing is first, we nee to find out what the fuck to do, so we head back to Cid, he tell us to blown the engine up.
But how?
Oh loooky a key word [sarcastic]I WOUNDER IF THIS IS GOING TO BE A IMPORTANT WORD. [/sarcastic]
Better question is, how could you even hold fire from the sun? Inside the sun it's 27 million F that a lot of magical sun screen you going to need. If you go outwards it drops to about 3.5 million F, not as bad, but still pretty damn hot. going father out, you reach 10,000 F, and the very edge of the sun is 7,800 so in other words, any fire at all from the sun would make you crispy bacon.
This also bring up the question how they got fire from the sun..... I just notice That probably just the name, and I am over thinking something that just means, It's HOT.
Oh well.
Oh that is interesting it's another fetch quest for some shit hidden deep in some dungeon.
Yeeeeeah! What I always wanted shit to do.
Well Shit, can't we just like get a lantern? Magical lantern? Or maybe just you know pick up what ever the fire is burning when we find it? Also what kind of torch do me need? WHY DO YOU MAKE EVERYTHING SO FUCKING HARD TO DO?
So we get there, and you know what, THE DOOR IS FUCKING LOCKED
THANKS A LOT QUEENCESS THANK FOR TELLING US THE DOOR IS LOCKED! Yes
Princess ass fuck Doesn't tell you the door is locked, or anything just to go, and also doesn't give you any money back for the wasted trip.
What I am trying to get at here is.
back at the where ever the fuck the base is located we talk to the king who guess what, help us, he is useful, HUZZAH!
Guess what is going to happen to him later.
FUN SIDE TRIVIA TIME!
Below that castle that has the sun fire, is this interesting looking open area in the forest,
So what the fuck is this?
Why none other then chocobos Which you can ride, and when riding you don't encounter monsters.
My theory is chocobo(s) are
A: too cute for any monster to want to hurt
or
B:So fast they outrun any monsters.
BACK TO THE MAIN GAME!
We call her out on how trolly she is by asking her about the bell, and it turns into busy work.
See to get the Item we need, we need to get a item to get that item,
So in other words, busy work.
Designer: I got to give some reason why they visited a ice cave, and kill off more people no one gives two shits about, might as well add another fetch quest. Yuk yuk Yuk
Oh hey look we know who this is, thank god they are super important character.
Oh it's this fat fuck, this is about as useful as he will ever be.
I wish I was joking.
And so we play find the another thing to lug around because we will use it about once, and throw it in a corner for some bum to sleep under.
Yeah he wants to make up for not doing anything when we rescued those people, by joining us, and being completely useless.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCk! Really he start with pretty low states, and uses his bare fists, I could give him a weapon, but I am too stubborn asshole to care for useless, Halo Assault here.
Yes I name him after the only person I can remember posting the most in the old Pointless thread.
Yeah look at how useless he is, you could always say I just am too powerleveled to find him useful, I will point out, you keep him for one dungeon, Spoiler guys, he doesn't last that long.
In the mine, this is the spot he is talking about, and I will admit this was pretty cool, he punches the wall open.
What a wasted cool thing.
We get the snow craft, a Item which works like a canoe but for deep snow, which we are now lugging around with the canoe, EVERYWHERE!
useless guy is getting stuck with that job.
it looks like a boat, a snow boat, which only other function other then snow is a hidden mini game, which I will not be showing off do to lazyness.
Here we have A new monster,which is quite a ice gu- *Gunshot sounds*
This is the NES sprite for it, or in other words what happens when turtles become hillbilly and inbred
here is th- OH MY FUCKING GOD LOOK AT THAT THING, DAMN NATURE YOU ARE PANTS SHITTING SCARY AT TIMES.
Also we have a look at bigfoot's snowy family.....why?
Now I end this right here for now, I am still waiting for Mahz to put in quick BB codes, but I wanted to give you all a taste of what is too come.
So bye for now, this
Also there is 60+ more screen caps when i post more of folder 1 here.