Nat's plays FF2

[Demensia]

So by final fantasy II you mean II/IV or the actual final fantasy II?

[natsumehack]

Demensia said
So by final fantasy II you mean II/IV or the actual final fantasy II?

Does it look like I am going to be fighting Ex death in this game?

Does it look like any of the characters are even from the America FF2 for the Snes

Long answer: No

Short answer: No

[Demensia]

natsumehack said
Does it look like I am going to be fighting Ex death in this game?Does it look like any of the characters are even from the America FF2 for the SnesLong answer: NoShort answer: No

didn't look past FF2 in the title.

[natsumehack]

Demensia said
didn't look past FF2 in the title.

Read the first page before posting next time, to see if your question is needed.

[Demensia]

natsumehack said
Read the first page before posting next time, to see if your question is needed.

That takes effort.

[natsumehack]

Demensia said
That takes effort.

It takes more, when a person got to point out your folly.

[natsumehack]

more feedback would be nice.

[natsumehack]

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[natsumehack]

Part 5 6 what ever 2/3: and no fucks was given that day.


So the inside of the ice cave, where the bell of busy work is located looks like this.
Oh and note, from this point on, you barely get screen shots of dungeons unless it's something super important.
So yeah, little change to help me keep my sanity. If i was to keep doing the old method of screen capping every treasure box , the folder would be 200+. But hey this steam lines it more to the good parts.


So yeah you might be able to guess the theme names for these monsters, the first one you come across doesn't really match it much, but hey, also another one of these is kind of oddly named, but more on them when I get to them.


g-g-ghoul... FUCKING WALL GHOULS, I TOLD YOU GUYS THEY ARE FUCKING AFTER US. Look It's clearly not a recolor of a zombie, nope, also how nice of them to have it appear with normal zombies, like it wants us to slowly show just how more powerful it is, which it's barely is.


Also this floating skull that has flames on the floor....I guess hot air what keep it's floating.


Which is changed to that being it's breath in other remakes of the game, which is not as funny to think about, but cool.


Oh this is the same monster but from the NES version, could you tell this was if I didn't post it right after the other two?
If you said yes, Well you are a liar, and a bastard.(But I don't blame you)


But that doesn't mean I wont show you stuff I find that confuses me. Arctic wind? How? I-I don't get it, I wouldn't mind so much if they gave some kind of image for items, didn't leave me guessing, I just picture a glass jar with wind inside. How you can tell there wind inside is anyone guess, but hey, I am not the translator.


Carrying along, at the bottom of the cave, we find beavers, and we take a swim in the water to talk with them.



That wasn't a joke, we talk to the beavers who tell us where the bell is.


CREATIVE NAMING AT IT'S FINEST! We have a monster with 2 heads, LET'S CALL IT DUEL HEADS!


So yeah dead weight party member here, points out the *cough*BOSS*cough* of the dungeon A monster we have already kicked it's ass once.


*you find a page which looks torn out of a journal on the floor, it reads the following.*

" Today we fault a monster I call Adamantoise, not because it's made of adman, no that's it's name is adam, and it's a tortoise, so I made a pun.What was odd about this creature was, that we found it of all places in a ice cave. Now what I have seen of these creatures in the wild was, they hate ice, and are weak when facing it, why was this one so suicidal? Did it's girl friend, who I will give the name of Blue dump it? Was it's family stuffed into a box, and all but one of them died(Which would explain that one we found in a box , in the mines, but hey not looking a free spell in the cover anytime soon). Or maybe this place was a lot warmer, and then it froze over when it was sleeping here, trapping it. But if you ask me, it's probably just a really stupid monster. - Nat"


So yeah it was guarding a bell, and we take it. Hazzah, busy work complete.


it also gives us a way out, now normally I would use teleport to save me the walking, but oddly you can't use it here. I WOUNDER IF THERE A IMPORTANT REASON FOR THAT!


Also on the way out, we fight shadows. I am beginning to wounder if this is really a cave, and not some ancient graveyard or something, given all the undead here.


Doesn't help I found this, which cruses people hit with it.


Why who is this guarding the stairs? I don't know if we have seen them before or not. Hmm.I hope they don't mean us any ha-


Yeah it's this asshole.


Then work with us, we don't care if you fail as long as you try your best.


Woah Woah Woah, What the fuck dude? Straight to pessimistic things?


*Upon that same floor you find another page, different hand writing, but still torn out of something.*

"So yeah this is how the fight went down, Borghen, for as I named him bore, was all " Hahaha you will never win", and my teammates was all "Noooo he is too powerful for us Rilla,we are all helpless, and useless, and nothing unlike yourself in pure powerful, manly manness" So What do I do other then what I always do, I find the nearest curb, and i stomp his ass on it. Please No one is ever more powerful, then the mighty Rilla, Hell if all of the emperors henchmen are this easy, then I will be able to win in less then a day. Of course that is after I lay every woman in my path....other then nat....the less said, the better."
*You feel like there was a slight biasedness in those retelling of the events*

In reality I just use teleport on him, really why does that work on bosses again?




Why we just kicked your ass, and you was just presenting your ass to us, just so we could hand you it on a platter, I think we won.


He then dies, but not before turning this into a Indianan Jones parody





And it chases us.


Only for Useless fisty mc punch alot to turn around.


And hold the boulder back, now just so you all know I would say this was a heroic and brave thing to do. But given how useless he is, and how stubborn I am at making him stay useless in my mind, I like to image that boulder is fake, and just a balloon.with a speaker inside it to make it sound like a real boulder.


I love the way his face looks, if you take his dialog box with portrait out of context, you get lots of funny images.


Looks like Rilla Got a girl to bone now.


And so the boulder begins to push him back, as we all know what going to happen.


I really wish I took a screencap just slightly before this, but I forgot, because I was cheering on about the death of the dude.

Anyway turn into part 3 of this because just doing this amount took a lot out of me, and 1.5 hours of my time.

So yeah I am treating you all to updates for some reason when I said I wouldn't, oh well ENJOY THE UPDAY LEAVE COMMENTS, AND pm hate/love mail.

[natsumehack]

Btw that reminds me something I forgot to mention, and take a picture of is, the dude also says " SEE YOU IN HELL!" just remember that line for me guys.

[StarWight]

I laughed so hard at this, OMFG. THANK you for posting these, I love reading these! It is inspiring me to make my own LP of Fallout 2. Might be kinda fun, I think. But yeah love the humor, love the sarcasm, and keep them coming Nat :)

[natsumehack]

For some reason youtube video will not work when using the BB code.

Anyway if you couldn't guess what the video was, it's the Indana Jones. which you should play as you look at the boulder pictures.

[natsumehack]

Double post.

[natsumehack]

FF2 part square: Great a torch.


So after opening the door with the Bell of busy work(TM) We meet this guy, who thought wrong. I guess he never heard of the bell we used.


So yeah we need some excuse to get another party member.


No, Clearly we didn't just ask you, clearly Nat just said " Hey asshole, go jerk off in a corner, as we plow thru this dungeon like the last three.
Gee I wounder eh?


So yeah We get our first spare party member who uses spears as there weapon of choice.
Hey Guys Guess what, we are barely ever going to give him love.




So yeah his stats are Okay? I guess, by this point Rilla was like 30 in everything but agility that was somewhere in the 40-50 range.
So yeah The whole team is a bit over powered.



So yeah pretty meh to okay character deepening how PL you was in this game.


Oh look, another recolor that was pretty quick right? Running out of monster ideas already ff2?


Yeah... you could say that. Say hello to Ghast, and it's friends from the ice cave.


Oh goodie, a two for one in new monsters.
Meet ogres, and there smurf cousins Mage ogres, who can drop a tome or two of spells we don't know.
OH just guess how I been taking care of all these monsters.

Here a hint, same thing almost every monster is not immune to.


Oh yeah you might be wondering why I am using a image from the FF wika, rather then the game. Funny story, and by funny, I mean.
Fucker never showed up. Never once did the goblin prince here show up in any random battles, so yeah. Little goblin prince must have been scared.


Here we have a new subtype. The Were subtype. I call it a subtype given that Were is reused a few times in a few didn't names.
But more on that when we find more were types.



Here is the updated sprite for the PSP, a lot scary looking, and well, not something i want to meet.
Ever wounder what chuck E. Cheese looked like with out the make up? Now you know.


Yeah It was already demoted right after being promoted. Poor turtle. He trys so hard, yet always far short of the goal.
Just like the one on this fou- *Gunshots*


Please note it says "monster-in-box" Denoting only one monster is in this box. The reason I bring this up is-


Well Who ever was counting what was in the box missed those three monsters. I DON"T SEE HOW THEY COULD MISS THOSE THREE MONSTER BUT THEY DID. Since we are on these monsters. Whats with the fucking name? Look guys, I see what you doing with the name and all, but like the first type Balloon, the name doesn't work. Where Balloon being counted as a explosive only work with Adam the clown and his Gas Filled ones, that was a good 20+ years from this game. Mine doesn't work for one really good reason. I DOUBT ANYONE GOING TO FUCKING STEP ON THE BALL MONSTER WITH A SCARY FACE BIGGER THEN THEM. Just pointing this out guys. Get it together with the fucking naming, the alts that one troll in off topic on the old forum was more convincing then this, and they all had Man in the title.


The fuck is that? Some kind of fire? like a sun fire? And there a head I think? Is this what Sophi looks like when she is mad at me?


GOD DAMMIT! But hey I got nothing interesting planned so let's take a look at the NES and PSP sprites.


I...I..Dear god... meeting that would be... It's like rage incarnated. I guess When you die with rage, you turn into a red soul? So maybe this is just how all souls look like when they die and go to hell. Here a good question.


Why is this here? PSP sprite looks a lot like the NES sprite with is nice....but still doesn't answer the question.
If the Castle is locked by the voice of the people that lived there, and that bell.
How did all these monsters get in? You could say they teleported when summoned, but how inside? Wouldn't they need a person who summons them to be there inside? IF they could just summon them selfs anywhere, why not in every town?

*shrugs* I am asking more questions, and going deeper then I should...Again.


Anyway we kill it, get the torch, and HAVE TO GO UP ANOTHER FUCKING FLOOR!

Ahhhhh, fucking fire.


Yeah monsters are here as well, oh well.


We got the sunfire, we are in the clear. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?


Outside we see...Cid's airship with out us on it? WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? What is that coming up behind it?


Oh just the drou- OH SHIT!.


OH FUCK!


DAMN IT NOW I HAVE TO FUCKING RIDE A CHOCOBO LONGER THEN I SHOULD ahhhh!


yeah Cid is gone, fuck.


Yeah, princess is in another castle crap here.


THUS WE MUST ALSO SAVE A PRINCESS TO BONE LATER, THAT RIGHT AFTER WE BLOW UP A SHIP!

Next time on FF2, the plot advances, and Rilla might even get to bone a princess.

[Aragorn]

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[natsumehack]

Aragorn said
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eh?

[Turtlicious]

natsumehack said
You like what you like, I could care less.Also if you ever go to LP archive all the Screenshot ones was once on the something awful fourms.

Still are, in fact I've done an LP myself.

http://lparchive.org/author/Turtlicious

[natsumehack]

Turtlicious said
Still are, in fact I've done an RP myself.

yes I know you did the shadow run LP?

[Turtlicious]

Yeah :D

[natsumehack]

Turtlicious said
Yeah :D

I read a lot of it, Co commentate rawr, that be a fun gimmick for this LP!