TwilightDragon2 said
Silly Laius. Lumara will enjoy roasting it over a nice fire and spicing it with the most delicious of herbs.Then feed it to the rest of the Shepherds and just laugh when they ask what it is.I can see Leon and Lumara being very... rambunctious together.
I don't think the phrase 'eat a dick' literally means that. Although, if you insist him feeding it to her, he's more than happy to oblige in different ways. ;3