Evil Co.

[mbl]

Evil Company is the best company, and we've got great benefits.

Current Members:
mbl: Lich Lord
Drakel: Dracomancer
Rilla: Black Lightning
Tollmad: Resident Smashmaster
Silver: Resident Nuker
Knight: Resident Nerd

Mascots:
Discord the Pig: Which gender is it?

Cheerleaders:
_99Bottles
Kagamine
Esper: Executive of technical support

Outlaws:
Nex: Undead-Bigot Prick
Raxofallaptarious and Sherly: The Unfriendly Competition
Awson: Lololol Misshapen head

[Drakel]

mbl said

Drakel - Dragon Rider?

Dracomancer, hopefully...

My plan is simple... Grab sticks and make wooden Katana and make some potions out of flowers... Then Travel Right.

[stark]

Do you have dental and a 401k matching program?

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Sounds like Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2

[_99bottles_]

Any vacancies for cheerleaders or groupies?

"Evil Co is the best around now!
Comin at you in waves, from all angles like surround sound!

Woooo!"

:big kick:

[Rilla]

#BlackLightning

[Drakel]

Sherlock Holmes said
Do you have dental and a 401k matching program?

Yes but your teeth should be sharp and pointed after Dental...

As for the 401 matching program... I'm sorry but I don't know about that right now... Please hold as I contact my supervisor.

*plays elevator music*

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Please be informative as to why your company is the best company, making a claim like that without reasons sets you up for all kinds of lawsuits.

[mbl]

Sherlock Holmes said
Do you have dental and a 401k matching program?

Fuck Dental, but we do have ancillary benefits, and plenty of vaca time.

[mbl]

Drakel said
Yes but your teeth should be sharp and pointed after Dental...

Ok, I might shell out for this

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Please be informative as to why your company is the best company, making a claim like that without reasons sets you up for all kinds of lawsuits.

It's a pun, friend

[Drakel]

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Please be informative as to why your company is the best company, making a claim like that without reasons sets you up for all kinds of lawsuits.

We're the only group that currently exists and we're evil.

Any questions?

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

mbl said
It's a pun, friend

This is Spam, friend.

Drakel said
We're the only group that currently exists and we're evil.Any questions?

Can I create my own dictatorship and overthrow your company?

[Drakel]

mbl said
Ok, I might shell out for this

This form of dental is cheap... No promises in it being painless though....

We could also use only the finest of tools for our Dental program after all...

*grabs hammer and chisel*

[Drakel]

Raxacoricofallapatorius said
Can I create my own dictatorship and overthrow your company?

You can take that chance but the chance of that succeeding is very low.

[stark]

mbl said
Fuck Dental, but we do have ancillary benefits, and plenty of vaca time.

Well, I suppose I could forego dental as long as there is an ample amount of paid vacation available. Ancillary benefits could also be an incentive, depending on what they are.

I want a company car and comped parking, too.

[Rilla]

#BlackLightning

#KingoftheHill

#ShakeRattleRoll

#TheKingofKings

#ElPresidante

#ImHome

[Drakel]

Sherlock Holmes said
Well, I suppose I could forego dental as long as there is an ample amount of paid vacation available. Ancillary benefits could also be an incentive, depending on what they are. I want a company car and comped parking, too.

How about a spear and the ability to kill whoever the fuck you want without question or restriction (as long as they are not in our team) instead of the car?

[_99bottles_]

Would he still get parking?

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Drakel said
You can take that chance but the chance of that succeeding is very low.

Considering yours is the only competitor I'd say my chances of succeeding are 50%

[_99bottles_]

Yes, because monopolies work like this^